Coming soon to a theatre near you...
Round 1 - Pick 8: "The Buffalo Bills select Ryan Nassib, QB, Syracuse." ROFLMAO.
Marrone gets his guy...
A) This will really
get the fans in Toronto excited about the Bills.
B) The Seahawks will be much more intimidated
, (than when dropping 50 facing Ryan Fitzpatrick recently), the next time they host Buffalo
C) Marrone finds out quickly that defeating Belichek & the New England Patriots twice a year, is a little tougher than beating Louisville & Stony Brook.
and then to one upsmanship THAT:
Round 1 - Pick 9: "The New York Jets select Cordarelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee." Jets fans go: BOOOOOO!!! (HOO HOO HOO)
Rex Ryan sez:
A) Suh-weet! Now I have a top ten pick who can't throw the ball AND a top ten pick who can't catch the ball.
B) Yes!!! This is the just the man we needed to catch the accuracy
of Tim Tebow's new & improved throwing motion...
C) Suh-weet Gee-zus why me???
BOTH will bust hard. Grown men will cry... Children will give up religeon...
Welcome to the front runners in the clowning for Jadeveon Clowney sweepstakes.