BlueThunder
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Cut and pasted from a post from a Seahawks fan on the "This Board Rocks" Panthers forum. Some good ones! (and some groaners...) 
Q: How many Carolina Panthers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Cam Newton told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.
Q: Why can't Cam Newton use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.
Q: How many Panthers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in New Orleans shadow!
Q: How do you know the North Carolina State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Charlotte.
A: For the first offense, they give you two Carolina Panthers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q: What would happen if Rae Carruth was to kill 2 more people?
A: Carolina's first NFL Record!
Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: What did the Panthers fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Panthers like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: Want to hear a Panthers joke?
A: Jonathan Stewart!
Q: Why is Jonathan Stewart like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q: What's the difference between the Carolina Panthers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Panthers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Carolina Panthers.
Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep an Carolina Panthers out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: How do you stop an Carolina Panthers fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde burglar?
A: He broke into the Carolina Panthers' trophy room.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Carolina Panthers fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Panthers wide receiver, a Panthers linebacker, and a Panthers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: How do you castrate an Carolina Panthers fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What's the difference between an Carolina Panthers fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: Did you hear that Carolina's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: What does a Carolina Panthers fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Carolina Panthers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Why do the Carolina Panthers want to change their name to the Carolina Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
Q: What's the difference between the Carolina Panthers & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Bank Of America stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Raleigh have a professional football team?
A: Because then Charlotte would want one.
Q: Why are Carolina Panthers jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Panthers fans have started to make them up themselves.
Q: What's the difference between Carolina Panthers fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Q: How many Carolina Panthers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Cam Newton told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.
Q: Why can't Cam Newton use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.
Q: How many Panthers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in New Orleans shadow!
Q: How do you know the North Carolina State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Charlotte.
A: For the first offense, they give you two Carolina Panthers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q: What would happen if Rae Carruth was to kill 2 more people?
A: Carolina's first NFL Record!
Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: What did the Panthers fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Panthers like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: Want to hear a Panthers joke?
A: Jonathan Stewart!
Q: Why is Jonathan Stewart like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q: What's the difference between the Carolina Panthers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Panthers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Carolina Panthers.
Q: What do the Carolina Panthers and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep an Carolina Panthers out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: How do you stop an Carolina Panthers fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde burglar?
A: He broke into the Carolina Panthers' trophy room.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Carolina Panthers fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Panthers wide receiver, a Panthers linebacker, and a Panthers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: How do you castrate an Carolina Panthers fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What's the difference between an Carolina Panthers fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: Did you hear that Carolina's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: What does a Carolina Panthers fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Carolina Panthers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Why do the Carolina Panthers want to change their name to the Carolina Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
Q: What's the difference between the Carolina Panthers & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Bank Of America stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Raleigh have a professional football team?
A: Because then Charlotte would want one.
Q: Why are Carolina Panthers jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Panthers fans have started to make them up themselves.
Q: What's the difference between Carolina Panthers fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
