What if Sherm's baby comes on Sunday?

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Selfish if you ask me. I was under the impression it was some weeks away though? Fear not, Richard Douglass Kameron Earl Russell Marshawn Sherman Jr will be as well timed as his father.
 

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If the baby is born Sunday, it will be too late, but if it's Saturday, he could probably be signed and on the roster by Sunday.
 
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minormillikin":nhwa0grn said:
If the baby is born Sunday, it will be too late, but if it's Saturday, he could probably be signed and on the roster by Sunday.

LMFAO...bravo, well done. :th2thumbs:
 

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Sherman should ask Antonio Cromartie how to deal with this situation, he has plenty of experience with baby mommas.
 

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Play in the game then go to the hospital with cigars and the Lombardi Trophy.
 

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NJSeaHawk":19yffv9v said:
minormillikin":19yffv9v said:
If the baby is born Sunday, it will be too late, but if it's Saturday, he could probably be signed and on the roster by Sunday.

LMFAO...bravo, well done. :th2thumbs:

Sherman on one side and Sherman on the other side.....we cant lose!!!

ya..I know...he is too short. :mrgreen:
 

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volsunghawk":3b32hrrj said:
NJSeaHawk":3b32hrrj said:
Pure speculation here...but his girlfriend is due any day now...

Then I imagine he'll play his heart out so he can associate two of the greatest moments of his life with each other.
THIS
 

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Pity the Patriot players for keeping him at the game. ;)
 

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He'll anticipate the push count and intercept the baby from the doctor...
 

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Sherm just said his kid's gonna do his father his first favor and stay disciplined for the game by not coming before or during the Super Bowl in the live press conference, lol.
 

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They asked him about this in the press conference just now.

Said he's focused on the game. He's not supposed to come on Sunday. Said he'll be a disciplined young man and do his father a favor and stay in there a week or two. Said they have some things prepared just in case this happens, but we will cross that bridge when we come to it. He wouldn't elaborate.
 

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pmedic920":14al3sxs said:
In this day and age, they could easily pre schedule a C- section.
Especially if, she is in fact at full term.

It would be one of those amazing alignments, like the Boise State player proposing to his girlfriend after the Fiesta Bowl.
 

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StorytellerMatt":1buwnfjl said:
pmedic920":1buwnfjl said:
In this day and age, they could easily pre schedule a C- section.
Especially if, she is in fact at full term.

It would be one of those amazing alignments, like the Boise State player proposing to his girlfriend after the Fiesta Bowl.

Or...

It would be one of those amazing alignments, like when that Duck punk sucka punched a Donk linebacker after gaining -5 yards the entire game.
 

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Breaking - Patriots ball boy to be used to tie off the Umbilical cord so all the air doesn't escape.
 
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