Eight of our next fourteen games are @ CenturyLink

I have this one acquaintence, who I usually get along with pretty well. I noticed he *really* yuks it up after the first two Seahawks games. Like he gets some kind of pleasure out of it. Today he put his hand on my shoulder as if a bad tragedy happened, and said "Your team is 0-2, what do you think?" Without thinking and no B.S., I said "They'll be okay, they have eight of their next fourteen at home". That shut him up pretty quick.
Dude is a Ravens fan too! I could have said something about his team being 0-2 but I didn't feel like I had to play that card

Tell that schmuck there's only room for one bird in the league, and it ain't a fleabag raven.

People rubbing in losses, while their own team is 0-2. How cute