Jesus just gave me a vision of the Seahawks/Vikings game!

He said "It is ok to skip church tomorrow to watch the game". Is there any doubt God is an awesome God?

Flagged. Belongs in Politics/War/Religion.

I kid. Welcome to .Net!

jkitsune":r8nfryav said:

Flagged. Belongs in Politics/War/Religion.

I kid. Welcome to Hell

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Fixed it for you. Now THAT should get the thread moved, eh?

You know, if they were REAL Vikings, some of them *could* be from here ^^

and your username is 'reason'......

Sounds dubious, was this the Jesus in your dreams?

Yeah, well my dog is an awesome dog, he plays with the balls that he loves. And he brings them back to me, my dog is an awesome dog.

rideaducati":30zueli6 said:

Yeah, well my dog is an awesome dog, he plays with the balls that he loves. And he brings them back to me, my dog is an awesome dog.

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So what you are saying is that you have trained your dog to let you handle his balls?

Nope but he slobbers them up regularly.

While I agree GOD is awesome, two words come to mind...

"Evening service"

P.S. He didn't happen to mention who wins, did he?

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400WattHPSHawk":1hizcp5x said:

While I agree GOD is awesome, two words come to mind...

"Evening service"

P.S. He didn't happen to mention who wins, did he?

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According to Smashing Pumpkins, "He" is a "She".

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Not sure about God, or any god(s) for that matter, but the Alien Overlords are remaining fairly quiet on the subject, as usual.

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lets leave religion out of this forum....

If something gave you a vision I think it is more likely to be chemical in nature, rather than divine.

hail he who walks behind the rows! let the vikings drown today in a lake of fire for all eternity! i have had a vision and he who walks behind the rows told me the Hawks will win....now can we move this to the other forum where we send the other fictional threads.....

Reason":e52g4dzg said:

He said "It is ok to skip church tomorrow to watch the game". Is there any doubt God is an awesome God?

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You got one from Jesus? Man, all I get is the Devil dreams and something about the reckoning. It's lame.