Hey, don't kill the messenger here, I got this straight from NFL.com. :16: :2:
Alien abduction spoils Manziel's big day
Sunday's biggest surprise will involve a series of intriguing events: Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel will play an insane 29 minutes against the home-team Seahawks, running for 92 yards and unfurling three touchdowns -- two to Terrelle Pryor -- to build a 21-10 lead over a bewitched Legion of Boom.
The tone of the game shifts, though, when a three-mile-wide alien mothercraft floats down from the heavens and stations itself above CenturyLink Field. As action is halted by league officials, an inviting beam of otherworldly white light bathes Johnny Football and lifts him through the atmosphere into the belly of this visiting craft. Tight end Gary Barnidge shouts skyward, "Don't take our franchise quarterback!" He is answered by a voice that speaks psychically to all in attendance, saying: "No, Gary Barnidge. You must understand: The Browns cannot have nice things."
Alien abduction spoils Manziel's big day
Sunday's biggest surprise will involve a series of intriguing events: Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel will play an insane 29 minutes against the home-team Seahawks, running for 92 yards and unfurling three touchdowns -- two to Terrelle Pryor -- to build a 21-10 lead over a bewitched Legion of Boom.
The tone of the game shifts, though, when a three-mile-wide alien mothercraft floats down from the heavens and stations itself above CenturyLink Field. As action is halted by league officials, an inviting beam of otherworldly white light bathes Johnny Football and lifts him through the atmosphere into the belly of this visiting craft. Tight end Gary Barnidge shouts skyward, "Don't take our franchise quarterback!" He is answered by a voice that speaks psychically to all in attendance, saying: "No, Gary Barnidge. You must understand: The Browns cannot have nice things."
