12th Man Fan Jam Show Episode 322 - Browns and Rams Edition

HAPPY HAWKIDAYS EVERYONE AT SEAHAWKS.NET!!!!!

Seahawk fans, are you celebrating the holiday season anxiously waiting for the Seahawks to play the Browns and the Rams?

Why not waste some of that time waiting for the Seahawks to play with a special edition of the 12th Man Fan Jam, a show made up of Seahawk fans just like you from around the world talking Seahawk football?

It’s a perfect distraction while you wait for Seahawk Claus to pay a visit or while you are waiting in line to return that sweater Auntie Jude gave you.

In the first quarter of this episode, Seahawk Claus leaves presents for the entire posse and we recap last week’s Seahawk victory over the Ravens.

Following a 60 second rant by Matt (and a special holiday greeting from Li’l Mo), the second quarter brings injury updates and key stats for the Browns game as well as an unauthorized biography of Johnny Manziel.

At halftime, it’s another award winning version of the best Seahawk themed game that you the viewer can play along with…. It’s 12th MAN FAN JAM HALFTIME TRIVIA. Mark tries valiantly to take Matt down ‘mano Y mano’.

The third quarter brings us a special musical visit by Bill Murray and we leak out Star Wars spoilers (kind of), a special PSA from the 12th Man Fan jam for the holiday season, keys to defeating the Rams, and Moses shares three ways the Rams can beat the Seahawks.

The fourth quarter brings us gameballs, prognostications, and score predictions for the Seahawk victories over the Browns AND the Rams.

All of these presents are suitable for framing or return. Happy Hawkidays from all of us from the 12th Man Fan Jam Show!

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READING FROM THE BOOK OF THE 2015 NFL SEASON, Chapter 14, verses 3-12:
“For as you rise you must not look downwards, for below you is not where your focus should be. You should not look upwards, for that is where you will be soon enough. No, you must look straight ahead. For it is there that you will find your most important task. And as those the color of mud do then ascend upon you from the land of rock and roll and lake mistakes, do not tremble. Do not fear for they are not elite and shall be easily vanquished under the POWER of Seahawk Positivity. And they shall return to the land of Cleve defeated and broken .”

Yes, this is the WORD.... of SEAHAWK POSITIVITY.

So go forth, my brethren... Go forth and SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF SEAHAWK POSITIVITY!!!!


PRAISE LARGENT!!!! PRAISE CORTEZ!!!! PRAISE WALTER JONES!!!!


GO HAWKS!!!!

READING FROM THE BOOK OF THE 2015 NFL SEASON, Chapter 15, verses 3-12:

“For it is truly a blessing to be home. But it is also a responsibility to protect one’s home. For as those lambs from the land of arches do descend upon thy land, we shall rise our mighty voices unto them. They shall fear us. They shall tremble under the POWER of Seahawk Positivity and be sent home as lamb chops for the new year feast. It is those who stand in SEAHAWK POSITIVITY that shall feel the true meaning of SEAHAWK POSITIVITY. And it is those that stand in the way of SEAHAWK POSITIVITY that shall tremble in its presence.”

Yes, this is the WORD.... of SEAHAWK POSITIVITY.

So go forth, my brethren... Go forth and SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF SEAHAWK POSITIVITY!!!!


PRAISE LARGENT!!!! PRAISE CORTEZ!!!! PRAISE WALTER JONES!!!!


GO HAWKS!!!!