***Announcement: Seahawks.Net Off-Season Acquisition***

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Anonymous

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All,

I hope this note finds you well, and in great spirits!

In the midst of the NFL Free Agency period, we are pleased to announce we have secured the services of a seasoned veteran to add to the Seahawks.Net staff. This person should be quite familiar to you, and although he has a history of dropping trou at mid-field following playoff games, this talented and dedicated user will help to bolster last seasons 16-0 squad by providing poignant and dedicated moderation duties, as well as providing a healthy dose of comedic genius.

Terms of the agreement are still pending, but my sources are indicating a 15-year, $1.00 contact, with an undisclosed signing bonus which he intends to donate 100% of to charity!

What a guy! :th2thumbs:

Ladies and Gentlemen, please, let me be the first to introduce to you our newest member of the "Mod Squad":

Sgt. Largent!

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=9148

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Please join me in welcoming the 9,148th member of Seahawks.Net to the team. (And, somebody get the guy some Tums, as that Blue Pill can burn a little on the way down...)

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Go Hawks!!!
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Cartire

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I see the bar has been set real, real low....

congrats
 

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Will he be re-instating his media guy blowing Tebow avatar to commemorate the occasion? Congrats and best of luck.
 

pehawk

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Good call. Hopefully he doesn't lose his uniqueness like the rest do.
 

Ad Hawk

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RIP, Sarge.

Er, I mean, Sir, Congratulations, Sir!
 

MizzouHawkGal

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Well finally something to interest me and possibly participate a bit more until preseason. Let's see what you got sir.
 

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MizzouHawkGal":3bdbzi6x said:
Well finally something to interest me and possibly participate a bit more until preseason. Let's see what you got sir.
I miss you baby!
 

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I'd be interested to see his combine times: typing speed, locking speed, joke per word ratio, etc.

CONGRATS MAN!
 
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