What happened to Frank Clark?

RealDeal · Mar 16, 2017

So I found this, anyone know anything? He has deleted the post.

Jville · Mar 16, 2017

Link >> [urltargetblank]http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/frank-clark-deletes-cryptic-tweet-on-unknown-injury/[/urltargetblank]

LolaRox · Mar 16, 2017

That's Frank? Where are his muscles

pmedic920 · Mar 16, 2017

If it's not obvious, that's from some sort of arthroscopic abdominal surgery.

I have only a slight clue/ wild guess that it may have been "sport hernia" repair.

Edit: but the dude in the picture doesn't seem as big as Frank is.
Do we even know if the picture is him?

JAGHAWK · Mar 16, 2017

Emergency appendix removal, according to his Twitter just now.

pmedic920 · Mar 16, 2017

JAGHAWK":zr8f372u said:
Emergency appendix removal, according to his Twitter just now.

Well, that fits too.

Here's to a speedy recovery FC.

Jville · Mar 16, 2017

[tweet]https://twitter.com/TheRealFrankC_/status/842500694124838912[/tweet]

ivotuk · Mar 16, 2017

Glad to see that he is recovering well. :2thumbs:

Seanhawk · Mar 16, 2017

pmedic920":1zzqembc said:
If it's not obvious, that's from some sort of arthroscopic abdominal surgery.

I have only a slight clue/ wild guess that it may have been "sport hernia" repair.

Edit: but the dude in the picture doesn't seem as big as Frank is.
Do we even know if the picture is him?

Yikes. I had no idea he was a eunuch.

Foghawk · Mar 16, 2017

Seanhawk":23k0ep4v said:
pmedic920":23k0ep4v said:

If it's not obvious, that's from some sort of arthroscopic abdominal surgery.

I have only a slight clue/ wild guess that it may have been "sport hernia" repair.

Edit: but the dude in the picture doesn't seem as big as Frank is.
Do we even know if the picture is him?

Click to expand...

Yikes. I had no idea he was a eunuch.

Looks like the flush valve in my toilet. :lol:

Te set toilet tank fitting parts from xiamen china

Seymour · Mar 16, 2017

Korean BBQ??
Must be another one of those "hair of the dog" stories.

Seahawkfan80 · Mar 16, 2017

Seymour":28hkccmj said:
Korean BBQ??
Must be another one of those "hair of the dog" stories.

I do not know of what you speak............LMAO.....

Word to the wise...do not eat TOOO MANY Garlic cloves...it will mess you up. Experience with OB beer too.

olyfan63 · Mar 17, 2017

Of course the food of the moment has nothing to do with appendix rupture...
I had eaten Mexican food the day mine burst.
I think I'll go have some Korean BBQ this weekend.

However, for that first tweet pic to have anything to do with an appendix, the pic must be a mirror selfie. It does seem like one. If it's a pic of Frank in the mirror, then the lowest apparent incision would be on the proper side of his body, in about the right place for the appendix. It's puzzling that there were three apparent incisions; I only had one incision, about 1.5" long, from my appendix removal.

There may, or may not have been an appendix removed; my guess is it may have been removed, but as a secondary procedure, oh-by-the-way-while-we're-in-there, we'll take the appendix.

Knowing Pete and the team's philosophy on injury disclosure and avoiding giving any potentially useful information to opponents,, Frank was probably advised not to share specifics and coached to just say his appendix was removed. That part could indeed be truthful, "Deceive with the truth", a partial truth.

Seanhawk · Mar 17, 2017

olyfan63":16l9ttxx said:
Of course the food of the moment has nothing to do with appendix rupture...
I had eaten Mexican food the day mine burst.
I think I'll go have some Korean BBQ this weekend.

However, for that first tweet pic to have anything to do with an appendix, the pic must be a mirror selfie. It does seem like one. If it's a pic of Frank in the mirror, then the lowest apparent incision would be on the proper side of his body, in about the right place for the appendix. It's puzzling that there were three apparent incisions; I only had one incision, about 1.5" long, from my appendix removal.

There may, or may not have been an appendix removed; my guess is it may have been removed, but as a secondary procedure, oh-by-the-way-while-we're-in-there, we'll take the appendix.

Knowing Pete and the team's philosophy on injury disclosure and avoiding giving any potentially useful information to opponents,, Frank was probably advised not to share specifics and coached to just say his appendix was removed. That part could indeed be truthful, "Deceive with the truth", a partial truth.

Good lord.

bmorepunk · Mar 17, 2017

Clearly those are gunshot wounds. He's previewing for the super gruesome exit wounds next week. Stay tuned.

seahawkfreak · Mar 17, 2017

pmedic920":3c9a19d1 said:
If it's not obvious, that's from some sort of arthroscopic abdominal surgery.

I have only a slight clue/ wild guess that it may have been "sport hernia" repair.

Edit: but the dude in the picture doesn't seem as big as Frank is.
Do we even know if the picture is him?

Looks like a keg tap.

Rocket · Mar 17, 2017

If you want rumors, I'd suggest that he was seen at a fertility clinic... it's all there in brown on tan.

bigskydoc · Mar 17, 2017

I was going to skip posting on this since the answer is already in the thread, but since we now have a nascent conspiracy theory, I'll put it to rest.

Anyone who works in surgery would immediately recognize the first picture as being the result of a laparoscopic appendectomy. I certainly did. The port placement is specific for that surgery. There is no other surgery that would have the ports positioned like that. The placement would not work for hernia surgery.

It's not a mirror selfie, the ports go in as follows. First port in the umbilicus. Second port in the lower left quadrant of the abdomen, about a handsbreadth below, and a handsbreadth lateral to, the umbilicus. Third port on the right, about a handsbreadth above, and a handsbreadth lateral to, the umbilicus.

Jazzhawk · Mar 17, 2017

bigskydoc":iaud78tv said:
Anyone who works in surgery would immediately recognize the first picture as being the result of a laparoscopic appendectomy. I certainly did. The port placement is specific for that surgery. There is no other surgery that would have the ports positioned like that. The placement would not work for hernia surgery.

It's not a mirror selfie, the ports go in as follows. First port in the umbilicus. Second port in the lower left quadrant of the abdomen, about a handsbreadth below, and a handsbreadth lateral to, the umbilicus. Third port on the right, about a handsbreadth above, and a handsbreadth lateral to, the umbilicus.

Exactly what I was thinking. :mrgreen:

fenderbender123 · Mar 17, 2017

pmedic920":1i0k7a98 said:
If it's not obvious, that's from some sort of arthroscopic abdominal surgery.

I have only a slight clue/ wild guess that it may have been "sport hernia" repair.

Edit: but the dude in the picture doesn't seem as big as Frank is.
Do we even know if the picture is him?

I wish you wouldn't post pictures like this. I come here to read about the Seahawks, not to look at hardcore pornography.

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