A sermon of Seahawk Positivity for the Eagles game.

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READING FROM THE BOOK OF THE 2017 NFL SEASON, Chapter 12, Verses 3-12:
“ Upon returning home, there was much rejoicing. But there is so much left yet to be done. So as we return home we are then met by a green force from the East. They are birds from the land of cracked bells. They arrive from Brotherly love, but have no love in their heart for us. But we are strong and powerful as one large and loud voice. We shall lift up those voices and those from the East shall then fall defeated and broken. For you cannot fly with broken wings…. ”

The Eagles… you Know they can’t be the same without Glenn Frey. They can’t. Philadelphia. Home of brotherly love. They boo Santa Claus, for pete’s sake. Tickets to Eagle home games come with Life INsurance waivers attached to them. It’s not safe .

Carson Wentz? Really? He played in Fargo, North Dakota. The only thing good to come out of Fargo was that movie with that pregnant cop running around and people getting put in wood chippers… Look it up, kids.

There’s gonna be a heartache Sunday night, my 12’s…. For the Eagles. For we will NOT “take it easy” on them. This is “Life in the Fast Lane,” Carson Wentz, and it’s no “Hotel California” here in the Northwest. No “Peaceful Easy Feeling” for the “New kid in town”. FOR WE SHALL TURN UP AND WE TURN UP TO MAKE IT “ONE OF THESE NIGHTS” IN THE NAME AND THE GLORY OF SEAHAWK POSITIVITY!!!

PRAISE LARGENT!!!! PRAISE CORTEZ!!!! PRAISE WALTER JONES!!!! PRAISE KENNY EASLEY!!!!!

GO HAWKS!!!!
 
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