Some Christmas Carrolls for you all

Merry Christmas .netters Enjoy!

Vernon got run over by a Seahawk

Vernon got run over by a Seahawk
Trying to play in our house Sunday eve
You can try to say the hit's illegal
But as for us, the 12th man, we believe

Sherman almost knocked his head off
Better that he'd hit him low
Now he's needin' medication
As he stumbled off the field dazed from the blow

When he woke up Christmas morning
tryin' to get his mem'ries back
There was throbbing in his forehead
and Chancellor's shoulder pad left its stamp

Vernon got run over by a Seahawk
Trying to play in our house Sunday eve
You can try to say the hit's illegal
But as for us, the 12th man, we believe

Now we're all so proud of Kam Bam
He's been dishing hurt so well
See him in there playin' football
Put the fear in when he rang Vern's bell

It's not football without Kam Bam
And Vernon Davis won't come back
And we just can't help but wonder
If Kam gets fined will his teamates have his back?

Vernon got run over by a Seahawk
Trying to play in our house Sunday eve
You can try to say the hit's illegal
But as for us, the 12th man, we believe

Vernon's goose was cooked this Sunday
who could lay a hit so big?
Twas a blue and lime-green Seahawk
That went and snapped Vernon Davis like a twig

I've warned all my Niner neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never put shoulder pads
On a man who'd put the hurt on Santa's elves

Vernon got run over by a Seahawk
Trying to play in our house Sunday eve
You can try to say the hit's illegal
But as for us, the 12th man, we believe


Here comes DangerRuss

Here comes DangerRuss, here comes DangerRuss
Scramblin for a big gain
Niners are blitzin but they keep missin'
Hawks first down again

Niner's losin', Seahawks bruisin'
All is merry and bright
House is rockin' so loud with cheers
'cause DangerRuss plays tonight

Here comes DangerRuss, here comes DangerRuss
Scramblin for a big gain
He's too quick for those Niner's boys
He's gonna score again
Leaves those rushers in a tangle
Oh what a beautiful sight
The gold and red are over their head
'Cause DangerRuss plays tonight

Here comes DangerRuss, here comes DangerRuss
Scramblin for a big gain
He'll spin around and then roll out
and find Baldwin again
DangerRuss knows when Rice is open
He's got tremendous sight
So fill your lungs, prepare to cheer
'Cause DangerRuss scores tonight!

Here comes DangerRuss, here comes DangerRuss
Scramblin' for a big gain
He'll run around while the rush wears out
then get a first down again
Touchdown passes come to all
As we blow Niners out
so let's give thanks to Pete Carroll
That DangerRuss plays lights out!

I saw Carroll kicking Harbaughs Butt

I saw Carroll kicking Harbaughs butt
As we stomped the Niners team last night
Pete so outcoached that creep
Could have beat him in his sleep
Harbaugh thought that he'd win
but now he knows that he's in deep
Then, I saw Carroll kicking Harbaughs butt
Underneath the shining lights so bright
Oh what a laugh had on Harbaugh
the entire nation saw
Carroll kicking Harbaughs butt last night

This makes me smile..