Earl Thomas' Big Secret...

kidhawk · Jan 30, 2014

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Earl Thomas May Not Be Human...

Earl Thomas' seemingly impossible speed, inhuman instincts, and otherworldly intelligence have earned him the moniker "ET" or "The Alien," and the deep middle of the field that he patrols has been coined "Area 29" because of the inexplicable, almost paranormal defensive events that take place there.

As it turns out, however, there may be more to Earl and Area 29 than just clever nicknames.

A confidential informant has provided Field Gulls with top secret documents that suggest that Seattle's clairvoyant free safety and Defensive Player of the Year candidate may, in fact, not be human.

It's completely done tongue in cheek, but the article comes with redacted documents and everything. I saw it when ET tweeted it while saying that he wasn't going to comment on it yet.

AROS · Jan 30, 2014

Funny. The author might be a fellow UFO buff.

slargent4ever · Jan 30, 2014

Any chance he used his advanced alien technology to build the Russell Wilson robot?

SalishHawkFan · Jan 30, 2014

That was awesome.

"Humans don't move that fast."

Shock2k · Jan 30, 2014

'Oh crap, first Russell is a Cyborg, now we have an Alien on the team. Here comes the "Reason why we lost" excuses from Denver... sheesh.

Oh and another example of the evil national media outing our players.

rjdriver · Jan 30, 2014

That "area 29" is quite catchy. Love It!

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