Bill Simmons Clinches it For Us

Thanks, Bill :th2thumbs:

http://grantland.com/features/the-super-bag/

You forgot that this journey can’t end any other way — more heartbreak for Seattle fans, the ultimate storybook start-to-finish season for Peyton Manning, all the “Greatest QB Ever!” talk flipping into full swing. Most of all, you forgot how spiteful Billy Zima is.

The Pick: Denver 22, Seattle 19

I love that guy.

Doing his part to reverse jinx us straight to the Lombardi.

"There’s only one way to hurt people from Seattle. Even the email we just ran didn’t hurt them. If you make fun of their celebs, grunge music, the weather, Paul Allen, Starbucks, Microsoft, the Mariners, pot legalization, their football team’s PED/drug suspensions … say anything, it will roll right off them. They don’t care. But if a Bronco like Manning said anything along the lines of, “On Sunday, I’m gonna steal this Super Bowl from Seattle like Clay Bennett stole the Sonics!,” or, “There are two certainties in life: The Seahawks aren’t winning the Super Bowl this Sunday, and Seattle is never getting another NBA team,” or even something more subtle like, “I look forward to winning the Super Bowl, then celebrating with Clay Bennett, Howard Schultz and Aubrey McClendon,” that might start our first American civil war in 150 years. The 206 wouldn’t stand for that. Six months from now, you’d be watching Brian Williams say on NBC Nightly News, “The casualties continue to mount in the Civil War of 2014, as Seattle’s army surged into downtown Denver and inflicted the biggest damage yet … ”'

Thats pretty funny. Have to admit.

He starts by asking how this will impact his legacy? 'as a writer' he drafts attempted humorous responses to emails?

No worries about your Legacy Bill...yer all set

Good stuff, remind me, who is this guy again?

Love it! Thanks Bill.