NJSeahawk
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BY BILL SIMMONS ON JANUARY 31, 2014
Q: Every time Richard Sherman gets an interception my friends and I call it a “Dick Pick”. It could be the greatest inappropriate way to describe an interception of all-time. Why can’t the media say this? This should be a thing. Life is unfair sometimes.
—Pete, Seattle
SG: Hold on, I’m trying to figure out if I count as media.
(Checking.)
Good news — apparently I count! Thanks for coming up with my ideal ending for SB XLVIII, Pete. Imagine if Peyton Manning lost Super Bowls in 2010 and 2014 thanks to a TAINT1 and a Dick Pick, respectively.
Q: Every time Richard Sherman gets an interception my friends and I call it a “Dick Pick”. It could be the greatest inappropriate way to describe an interception of all-time. Why can’t the media say this? This should be a thing. Life is unfair sometimes.
—Pete, Seattle
SG: Hold on, I’m trying to figure out if I count as media.
(Checking.)
Good news — apparently I count! Thanks for coming up with my ideal ending for SB XLVIII, Pete. Imagine if Peyton Manning lost Super Bowls in 2010 and 2014 thanks to a TAINT1 and a Dick Pick, respectively.
