The Too Short drinking game

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During the Super Bowl there was a play where Peyton Manning threw the ball and a defender jumped up and batted the pass down. To which I immediately said, "Too Short!". It was one of those freakish moments when the whole pub just happened to be silent that split second I said it and my voice carried. The place burst into laughter.

Now that I've rewatched the Super Bowl a bazillion times I can't help but notice all the times Manning gets the ball tipped, or his arm hit or some other thing happens to him where - if it were Russell Wilson - people could claim "too short".

So I invented a drinking game.

It's called the Peyton Manning's Too Short To Win A Super Bowl Drinking Game. I thought I'd share it with you all. Gather with your buddies and rewatch the Super Bowl and everytime a play goes wrong because Peyton Manning is "Too Short", everyone drinks. Trust me, you'll get wasted and have a really good time :)
 

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I think old age, and injury has taken a toll on his flexibility, and mobility frankly. Time marches on!
 

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SalishHawkFan":2hxzurs9 said:
During the Super Bowl there was a play where Peyton Manning threw the ball and a defender jumped up and batted the pass down. To which I immediately said, "Too Short!". It was one of those freakish moments when the whole pub just happened to be silent that split second I said it and my voice carried. The place burst into laughter.

Now that I've rewatched the Super Bowl a bazillion times I can't help but notice all the times Manning gets the ball tipped, or his arm hit or some other thing happens to him where - if it were Russell Wilson - people could claim "too short".

So I invented a drinking game.

It's called the Peyton Manning's Too Short To Win A Super Bowl Drinking Game. I thought I'd share it with you all. Gather with your buddies and rewatch the Super Bowl and everytime a play goes wrong because Peyton Manning is "Too Short", everyone drinks. Trust me, you'll get wasted and have a really good time :)
This is funnier than hell, as GOD as my witness, I said the exact same thing to my wife at the time, when Mannings BALLZ were being swatted down.
 

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Oh man, that's brilliant. It continues to surprise me how (hilariously) sarcastic people are on this board, when I've noticed that sarcasm is a lost art form among the general populace. Thank you.
 
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