On the bus today

bellingerga

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On the city bus in portland, sitting quietly by myself sporting my superbowl champions seahawks shirt when some guy walks up and sits next to me and says:

"how many broncos does it take to change a tire?"

I say "how many?" He responds:

"1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up"

Just thought I'd share that.
 

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Funny. Portland......strange place. A backpack, pet, musical instrument, and dreds. Just about everyone you see walking around has 3 of those things.
 

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I heard that one the day after the superbowl... of course i live in portland sooooo.....lol
 

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What do you call Krapperdick with a feather shoved up his ass?

A lawn dart
 

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JMR":3qecgj17 said:
Funny. Portland......strange place. A backpack, pet, musical instrument, and dreds. Just about everyone you see walking around has 3 of those things.

What?

@OP: Awesome.
 

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That joke is recycled from their blowout losses in the 80's. Still funny though.
 

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I talked to someone associated with the team a few weeks ago. He asked me "What do Seahawks fans do after the superbowl is over?" A: "Watch the second half"

Maybe that one's recycled too, but it got a chuckle out of me.
 
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One of my favorites since SB48........

Q. - What did the BRONCOS' fan do after his team won Super Bowl XLVIII ???
A. - He turned off his PlayStation 3 !!!

:rofl:
 
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