Can anyone photoshop Wilson into our new uni?

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  • nwgamer wrote:
    Zowert wrote:Can't let Mrs. Wilson off the hook...

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    OMG the best! :lol:


    Now that I think about it - I'm kind of a jerk for visually comparing Mrs. Wilson [a hot young housewife] to Jack Torrance [classic 1980 film; The Shining] who is basically the exact opposite, a psychopath that brutally murders people.

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  • I'll just leave this here...

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  • hidn wrote:I'll just leave this here...

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    That may appear eerily prognosticatory looking back on it.
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  • Well, this thread is hilarious, so I had to get my .02 in before it dies. Some pics are made for photoshoppin'
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  • Thank you. All of you.
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  • Dear sweet Jesus I hope Russell Wilson sees this thread and gets as good a laugh out of it as we all have.
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  • DynoHawk wrote:Image



    This is the best thing EVER....Red Shirt JACKSON!
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  • TriCHawk wrote:Well, this thread is hilarious, so I had to get my .02 in before it dies. Some pics are made for photoshoppin'
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    Nope, I was wrong. THIS is the best thing ever.....
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  • Funny, I started to work with that TIME cover yesterday, but then I abandoned the project thinking it may have crossed the line. What was I thinking? There IS no line! (Well, other than a RW birth scene.)
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  • SeahawksBMX wrote:Funny, I started to work with that TIME cover yesterday, but then I abandoned the project thinking it may have crossed the line. What was I thinking? There IS no line! (Well, other than a RW birth scene.)

    Haha. My picture was deleted on the grounds of bad taste, as it should have been. It was a RW birth scene. No joke.
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  • SeahawksBMX wrote:Funny, I started to work with that TIME cover yesterday, but then I abandoned the project thinking it may have crossed the line. What was I thinking? There IS no line! (Well, other than a RW birth scene.)


    Man, when I saw the Time cover yesterday the first thing I thought of (after "holy sh**!") was this thread. Like I said, some pics are made for photoshop.. I figured someone would beat me to to it. Posting the original cover might be more over the line...
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  • my bad
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  • OK. What is the deal with not being able to see some posts? It just says Image. That's it. I am thinking it is either a setting on the forum or my browser settings. I use Firefox.
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  • Wow. I saw this thread when it first came out, and for the life of me couldn't figure out why there were 10 pages! Just spent the last 1/2 hour laughing my ass off. Thanks guys!!!
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  • Fox0r wrote:
    Credit goes to my friend Erik for the below idea -- I think I did him proud in my follow through. Sorry Mrs. Wilson -- we love you.

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    OMG! This really IS the best thread ever. I lost it on this one.
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  • Dear God, how did I miss this thread??

    I just read through and damn near soiled myself...hilarious stuff.
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  • Seahwkgal wrote:OK. What is the deal with not being able to see some posts? It just says Image. That's it. I am thinking it is either a setting on the forum or my browser settings. I use Firefox.
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  • I figured this is fitting in this thread ... even though it's not photoshopped.

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  • All eyes on #51 today.
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  • Hawken-Dazs wrote:All eyes on #51 today.


    dang 51 got that fire in her eyes!
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  • 51 is com-PETEing
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  • Fox0r wrote:I figured this is fitting in this thread ... even though it's not photoshopped.

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  • You know, I bet theres a really great chance that some Seahawk player has or will seen this thread and will show it to Russell and his wife. The thought of them going through these pics are almost as funny as the pics themselves
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  • I posted the link on Petes Facebook page.
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  • Pete is probably laughing his arse off!!! This thread is EPIC!
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  • Found his yearbook photo from college. Dude does have big hands...

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  • What were the RW critics even worried about? He'll have no trouble gripping the ball with hands like that
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  • Ha. You guys are "special". Thats why I keep coming back for more.
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  • @dynohawk: The semi-nude pic crosses the line. That's another man's wife. Show some respect please.
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  • Okay, seriously can anyone post a picture or russell wilson actually in the seahawks game uniform.
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  • Kolsteseahawks wrote:Okay, seriously can anyone post a picture or russell wilson actually in the seahawks game uniform.


    That doesn't sound nearly as fun as what we've been doing. I think someone did one though, I saw it in an avatar I think.

    ...but I guess I'll do it anyway.

    For those of you who absolutely can't wait 2 months:

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  • RW's mom is kind of cute.
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  • No photoshop, Wilson just posted this to his twitter account.

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  • ^Damn, his hands are down by his feet!
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    Here's the other one.
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  • Also, in that locker room pic, I would have sworn his arms were photoshopped on from somebody else's body. Crazy.
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  • CANHawk wrote:^Damn, his hands are down by his feet!


    No doubt. Dude's got mass despite being so long limned. Rare on a QB.
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    CANHawk wrote:^Damn, his hands are down by his feet!


    No doubt. Dude's got mass despite being so long limned. Rare on a QB.


    And he has strangler hands like Frankenstein's monster. I love it!
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  • Dilfer was #4 wasn't he?
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  • BlueTalons wrote:Dilfer was #4 wasn't he?


    That's not Dilfer, that's Josh Brown. Looks a lot like him though!
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  • Jerhawk wrote:
    BlueTalons wrote:Dilfer was #4 wasn't he?


    That's not Dilfer, that's Josh Brown. Looks a lot like him though!

    I just realized that...my first thought was it was Dilfer being that we are talking QB's and it looked like him.
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  • Dilweed, Dilfer. Easy mistake.
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  • Peeked at what in college?
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