theENGLISHseahawk
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Bring me Marvin's tears in a Champagne glass. I'm thirsty.
Is it me or is there almost an air of sympathy for the 49ers on here? They've become such a pitiful, ramshackle outfit expertly plotting a route back to irrelevance. And it's taken some of the satisfaction out of Thursday's SPANKING.
Let's just remind ourselves of a few things here...
1. Jim Harbaugh is still with this team. The world's tallest toilet brush might be gone after this year, but that's all the more reason to celebrate ending his empire.
2. Greg Roman, AKA mini-Harbaugh, will also be employed for a few more weeks. The guy who, in 2011, announced "Merry F-ing Christmas" after a 49ers win to the Seattle staff and collective media. He also has the physical appearance of a potato.
3. Marvin, AKA 'Comical Ali'. The guy who has spammed this forum for the last two years defending everything and anything to do with his team. In Marvin's world San Francisco can do no wrong. Their handling of Aldon Smith was absolutely A-OK. Kaepernick's press conferences are worthy of popcorn and a comfy chair. His team are the best without dispute. Some people think his presence is endearing. I think he's an apologist who needs to come on here right now and accept the Seahawks have pulled San Fran's pants down.
4. Colin Kaepernick. Fun, personable and exciting at Nevada. He's since decided to chuck all that away and take on the odious personality of his head coach. Instead of the energetic, responsible media presence of Russell Wilson, Kaepnerick grunts and groans through his press conferences. Why? Because somebody not associated with the San Francisco sports media wrote a story about him once. OK. Whatever. Nice game Colin. Maybe you should go and favorite some more Twitter hate to 'motivate' you for the return game. Or keep telling everyone it's 'Kap' not 'Kaep'.
5. Hooked on the Niners. This is more about the old fart Jerry Walker who takes part in this weekly delve into all things Niners. So bitter after the NFCCG he accused Richard Sherman of being on steroids, said the refs won the game for Seattle and rallied behind the Broncos. The Super Bowl probably ate him up inside. God knows what he thought about the other night. Click the link below and enjoy Thursday's win on a totally different level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccy2-va ... fj2NRtnw8g
6. Instructions on how to make crowd noise. Maybe they should dig these out again?
Is it me or is there almost an air of sympathy for the 49ers on here? They've become such a pitiful, ramshackle outfit expertly plotting a route back to irrelevance. And it's taken some of the satisfaction out of Thursday's SPANKING.
Let's just remind ourselves of a few things here...
1. Jim Harbaugh is still with this team. The world's tallest toilet brush might be gone after this year, but that's all the more reason to celebrate ending his empire.
2. Greg Roman, AKA mini-Harbaugh, will also be employed for a few more weeks. The guy who, in 2011, announced "Merry F-ing Christmas" after a 49ers win to the Seattle staff and collective media. He also has the physical appearance of a potato.
3. Marvin, AKA 'Comical Ali'. The guy who has spammed this forum for the last two years defending everything and anything to do with his team. In Marvin's world San Francisco can do no wrong. Their handling of Aldon Smith was absolutely A-OK. Kaepernick's press conferences are worthy of popcorn and a comfy chair. His team are the best without dispute. Some people think his presence is endearing. I think he's an apologist who needs to come on here right now and accept the Seahawks have pulled San Fran's pants down.
4. Colin Kaepernick. Fun, personable and exciting at Nevada. He's since decided to chuck all that away and take on the odious personality of his head coach. Instead of the energetic, responsible media presence of Russell Wilson, Kaepnerick grunts and groans through his press conferences. Why? Because somebody not associated with the San Francisco sports media wrote a story about him once. OK. Whatever. Nice game Colin. Maybe you should go and favorite some more Twitter hate to 'motivate' you for the return game. Or keep telling everyone it's 'Kap' not 'Kaep'.
5. Hooked on the Niners. This is more about the old fart Jerry Walker who takes part in this weekly delve into all things Niners. So bitter after the NFCCG he accused Richard Sherman of being on steroids, said the refs won the game for Seattle and rallied behind the Broncos. The Super Bowl probably ate him up inside. God knows what he thought about the other night. Click the link below and enjoy Thursday's win on a totally different level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccy2-va ... fj2NRtnw8g
6. Instructions on how to make crowd noise. Maybe they should dig these out again?
