If you get a chance, watch the actual press conference and interview.
I was laughing so hard I was crying.
Four words:
Chris
Farley
Tommy
Boy
This is like a scene out of Major Leagues where they are TRYING to tank the team. Of course in the movie it worked out for them, maybe he is just a terrible public speaker that has to ask permission from his GM whether he is allowed to sit or stand at the conference?
Holy sh*t