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Bad joke
Fri Dec 30, 2016 7:27 pm
  • Bruce Arians, Ron Rivera, and Gary Kubiak walk into a bar..............to watch the playoffs


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Re: Bad joke
Fri Dec 30, 2016 11:46 pm
  • Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.
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Re: Bad joke
Sat Dec 31, 2016 6:57 pm
  • Kelly won't be there, he will be busy looking for job.
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Re: Bad joke
Sun Jan 01, 2017 7:46 pm
  • Tom Cable won't be there. He and the Seahawks offensive line have to get an early start on the next snap.
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Re: Bad joke
Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:35 am
  • Odell Beckham Jr. walks into a bar ... fights with it, then proposes to it the next week.
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Re: Bad joke
Thu Jan 05, 2017 4:24 pm
  • NINEster wrote:Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.


    Ballke says he will be there as well and tells Chip to call.

    Chip calls an hour later and wonder why there is nobody in the bar and it turns out they went to different bars
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Re: Bad joke
Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:03 am
  • NINEster wrote:Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.


    A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.
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Re: Bad joke
Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:24 am
  • UK_Seahawk wrote:
    NINEster wrote:Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.


    A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.


    Lets keep this going

    A niner walks into a bar, the bartender asks him what he wants to drink and he says - I don't need anything I had five drinks here 20 years ago and am still drunk......
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Re: Bad joke
Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:12 am
  • NINEster wrote:Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.


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Re: Bad joke
Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:07 pm
  • mikeak wrote:
    UK_Seahawk wrote:
    NINEster wrote:Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.


    A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.


    Lets keep this going

    A niner walks into a bar, the bartender asks him what he wants to drink and he says - I don't need anything I had five drinks here 20 years ago and am still drunk......

    All the niners Superbowl trophies can now go to bars as they are all over 21.
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Re: Bad joke
Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:42 pm
  • A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.
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Re: Bad joke
Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:31 pm
  • UK_Seahawk wrote:
    mikeak wrote:
    UK_Seahawk wrote:
    NINEster wrote:Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.


    A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.


    Lets keep this going

    A niner walks into a bar, the bartender asks him what he wants to drink and he says - I don't need anything I had five drinks here 20 years ago and am still drunk......

    All the niners Superbowl trophies can now go to bars as they are all over 21.

    ^^Thread winner so far right there. ^^
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Re: Bad joke
Sat Jan 07, 2017 10:39 am
  • 5_Golden_Rings wrote:A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.


    The Seahawks look at his hand and realizes that he already had a beer in that hand. Plans on putting the next beer in the other hand and ponders that while the 49er cleans the floor from CK's slip that did hit the foor
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Re: Bad joke
Sat Jan 07, 2017 3:44 pm
  • 5_Golden_Rings wrote:A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.


    Sadly, this is pretty good. It'd be funny as hell if it wasn't so painful.

    Thankfully, this is pretty funny too:

    UK_Seahawk wrote:All the niners Superbowl trophies can now go to bars as they are all over 21.
    "The ultimate number is W's, and that’s what matters in Santa Clara. As such, Jed York does not own the 49ers; Russell Wilson does." - Paul Gutierrez
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Re: Bad joke
Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:42 pm
  • mikeak wrote:
    5_Golden_Rings wrote:A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.


    The Seahawks look at his hand and realizes that he already had a beer in that hand. Plans on putting the next beer in the other hand and ponders that while the 49er cleans the floor from CK's slip that did hit the foor

    You can do better than that. How about this?

    Russell Wilson walks to the bar. When he's one yard a way, he trips, the beer flies out of his hands and is caught by Malcolm Butler.

    When he looks down to see why he fell, he sees Kaepernick and Tebow on their knees making out. In the distance he can see Beville watching, hands conspiciously in his pants...
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Re: Bad joke
Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:46 pm
  • Seahawk Sailor wrote:
    5_Golden_Rings wrote:A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.


    Sadly, this is pretty good. It'd be funny as hell if it wasn't so painful.

    Thankfully, this is pretty funny too:

    UK_Seahawk wrote:All the niners Superbowl trophies can now go to bars as they are all over 21.

    Yeah I nearly spit my drink onto the screen at that one.
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Re: Bad joke
Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:44 pm
  • Jeff Fisher walks into a bar. The bar's Yelp reviews instantly go from 5 stars to 2.5
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Re: Bad joke
Mon Jan 09, 2017 6:53 pm
  • Paul Richardson gets boclked into a bar and still catches that TD one handed while OBJ watches on TV.
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Re: Bad joke
Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:12 pm
  • Meanwhile outside this bar that apparently everyone is in, Collinsworth is in the parking lot continually mispronouncing the name of the bar over and over to himself and asking why there's no flags on the ground.
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Re: Bad joke
Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:02 pm
  • hawkfan68 wrote:
    NINEster wrote:Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.


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    I'll admit that I was a week off myself....

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Re: Bad joke
Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:59 pm
  • Jeff Fisher goes to the bar "Give me a drink i beat the Seahawks!
    Bruce Arian goes to the bar "Give me a drink, i beat the Seahawks!

    Jeff & Bruce - Cheers to our Superb Owl!
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Re: Bad joke
Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:13 pm
  • UK_Seahawk wrote:
    mikeak wrote:
    UK_Seahawk wrote:
    NINEster wrote:Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.


    A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.


    Lets keep this going

    A niner walks into a bar, the bartender asks him what he wants to drink and he says - I don't need anything I had five drinks here 20 years ago and am still drunk......

    All the niners Superbowl trophies can now go to bars as they are all over 21.


    Hahahahahahaha
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Re: Bad joke
Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:07 pm
  • UK_Seahawk wrote:
    NINEster wrote:Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.


    A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.


    :laugh:
    I literally spit out my drink on this one. :2thumbs:
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Re: Bad joke
Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:13 pm
  • UK_Seahawk wrote:
    mikeak wrote:
    UK_Seahawk wrote:
    NINEster wrote:Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.


    A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.


    Lets keep this going

    A niner walks into a bar, the bartender asks him what he wants to drink and he says - I don't need anything I had five drinks here 20 years ago and am still drunk......

    All the niners Superbowl trophies can now go to bars as they are all over 21.


    OMG!!! Hahaha!!! I cannot stop laughing now. This is a great thread. :irishdrinkers:
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Re: Bad joke
Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:14 pm
  • rcaido wrote:Jeff Fisher goes to the bar "Give me a drink i beat the Seahawks!
    Bruce Arian goes to the bar "Give me a drink, i beat the Seahawks!

    Jeff & Bruce - Cheers to our Superb Owl!

    :laugh:
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Re: Bad joke
Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:14 pm
  • UK_Seahawk wrote:
    mikeak wrote:
    UK_Seahawk wrote:
    NINEster wrote:Which bar are they at?

    Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.


    A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.


    Lets keep this going

    A niner walks into a bar, the bartender asks him what he wants to drink and he says - I don't need anything I had five drinks here 20 years ago and am still drunk......

    All the niners Superbowl trophies can now go to bars as they are all over 21.


    For the WIN.
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