Bad joke

Bruce Arians, Ron Rivera, and Gary Kubiak walk into a bar..............to watch the playoffs


Ba-da-bum

Which bar are they at?

Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.

Kelly won't be there, he will be busy looking for job.

Tom Cable won't be there. He and the Seahawks offensive line have to get an early start on the next snap.

Odell Beckham Jr. walks into a bar ... fights with it, then proposes to it the next week.

NINEster":h27x8qia said:

Which bar are they at?

Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.

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Ballke says he will be there as well and tells Chip to call.

Chip calls an hour later and wonder why there is nobody in the bar and it turns out they went to different bars

NINEster":3rtacfoq said:

Which bar are they at?

Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.

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A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.

UK_Seahawk":1qcyhbib said:

NINEster":1qcyhbib said:

Which bar are they at?

Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.

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A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.

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Lets keep this going

A niner walks into a bar, the bartender asks him what he wants to drink and he says - I don't need anything I had five drinks here 20 years ago and am still drunk......

NINEster":326hregj said:

Which bar are they at?

Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.

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mikeak":3mxos5c2 said:

UK_Seahawk":3mxos5c2 said:

NINEster":3mxos5c2 said:

Which bar are they at?

Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.

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A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.

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Lets keep this going

A niner walks into a bar, the bartender asks him what he wants to drink and he says - I don't need anything I had five drinks here 20 years ago and am still drunk......

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All the niners Superbowl trophies can now go to bars as they are all over 21.

A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.

UK_Seahawk":2do0w38h said:

mikeak":2do0w38h said:

UK_Seahawk":2do0w38h said:

NINEster":2do0w38h said:

Which bar are they at?

Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.

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A niner walks into a bar, he realises it's not as good as the bars from 25 years ago. He then goes home to watch VHS tapes of his favourite bars.

Click to expand...

Lets keep this going

A niner walks into a bar, the bartender asks him what he wants to drink and he says - I don't need anything I had five drinks here 20 years ago and am still drunk......

Click to expand...

All the niners Superbowl trophies can now go to bars as they are all over 21.

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^^Thread winner so far right there. ^^

5_Golden_Rings":2sj2go6w said:

A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.

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The Seahawks look at his hand and realizes that he already had a beer in that hand. Plans on putting the next beer in the other hand and ponders that while the 49er cleans the floor from CK's slip that did hit the foor

5_Golden_Rings":2t849tov said:

A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.

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Sadly, this is pretty good. It'd be funny as hell if it wasn't so painful.

Thankfully, this is pretty funny too:

UK_Seahawk":2t849tov said:

All the niners Superbowl trophies can now go to bars as they are all over 21.

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mikeak":3bcp1dsg said:

5_Golden_Rings":3bcp1dsg said:

A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.

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The Seahawks look at his hand and realizes that he already had a beer in that hand. Plans on putting the next beer in the other hand and ponders that while the 49er cleans the floor from CK's slip that did hit the foor

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You can do better than that. How about this?

Russell Wilson walks to the bar. When he's one yard a way, he trips, the beer flies out of his hands and is caught by Malcolm Butler.

When he looks down to see why he fell, he sees Kaepernick and Tebow on their knees making out. In the distance he can see Beville watching, hands conspiciously in his pants...

Seahawk Sailor":13wy26es said:

5_Golden_Rings":13wy26es said:

A Seahawk walks into a bar and throws his beer when he gets one yard away from the bartender. Fortunately a Patriot catches it before it hits anyone.

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Sadly, this is pretty good. It'd be funny as hell if it wasn't so painful.

Thankfully, this is pretty funny too:

UK_Seahawk":13wy26es said:

All the niners Superbowl trophies can now go to bars as they are all over 21.

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Yeah I nearly spit my drink onto the screen at that one.

Jeff Fisher walks into a bar. The bar's Yelp reviews instantly go from 5 stars to 2.5

Paul Richardson gets boclked into a bar and still catches that TD one handed while OBJ watches on TV.

Meanwhile outside this bar that apparently everyone is in, Collinsworth is in the parking lot continually mispronouncing the name of the bar over and over to himself and asking why there's no flags on the ground.

hawkfan68":3aqkyhqh said:

NINEster":3aqkyhqh said:

Which bar are they at?

Pete Carroll says he'll be a week late.

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I'll admit that I was a week off myself....

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