Matt Hasselbeck Honored to Be Selected for NFL Drug Test

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Indianapolis Colts quarterback Matt Hasselbeck is never afraid to share his sarcastic sense of humor, and after being selected for a random NFL drug test during training camp, it appears he was back at it.

While most players might moan and groan about being tested, Hasselbeck seemed enthused:

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It was an honor and a privilege to be selected for random drug testing today.
8:27 AM - 31 Jul 2014

The 38-year-old has been around the NFL for a long time, so he knows the deal when it comes to drug testing. In fact, back in April, Hasselbeck compared himself to an old lady being patted down in the airport security line by TSA.

However, he didn't forget about the people who make the NFL's drug policy work:

Matthew Hasselbeck ✔ @Hasselbeck
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I also would like to thank the 3 men who administered my drug test for their professionalism & many compliments they threw my way.
8:32 AM - 31 Jul 2014

His last tweet leaves us to wonder what kinds of compliments one gets from a drug tester.

Probably was a happy ending to the procedure.

Mentioned his shiny head?