MNF exercise game

Source: Deadspin


EVERY TIME: DO THIS:
You see fans with sideline tickets watching the giant screen instead of the game - 20 crunches
Any mention of the TV show "Dallas" - 5 minute plank
Camera cuts to cast member of the TV show "Dallas" - Run a marathon
Jerry Jones is seen lurking in his suite like Emperor Palpatine -20 lunges
ESPN shows aerial view of the stadium - 20 squats
"America's Team." - 25 squats
You hear "I WAS BOOORN FREEEE" - 20 crunches
ESPN shows Robert Griffin III on the sidelines - 20 jumping jacks
Announcers make a play on "Don't mess with Texas/everything's bigger in Texas" -10 pushups
Any group of fans with team name spelled out across multiple chests - 2 laps around your block
ESPN shows any footage of stadium food -15 pushups
ESPN cuts to a cute kid in the crowd -10 second plank
Camera cuts to fan in full makeup and headdress - 15 squats
That stupid "fans singing" NFL app commercial comes on - 20 lunges
Cameras find a fan with a sign using the letters "ESPN" in a clever way - 20 bicep curls with a canned good
Despondent Jerry Jones - 15 second side plank
Exuberant Jerry Jones - 10 handstand pushups
Someone doing something for Jerry Jones that he could totally do himself - Finish watching on treadmill
Shows that weird ball-shaped tower in downtown Dallas - 20 crunches
Jon Gruden doesn't know what a common word means - 20 burpees

Funny stuff. ; )

I have a much less complicated routine yet still too much to go into here. Turnovers and sacks kill me...but so do 1st downs and TDs.

Probably ADD or some other BS explanation, but I could never just sit and only watch a game. Any game.

You lost me at run a marathon.

Haha, you guys are fun.