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EVERY TIME: DO THIS:
You see fans with sideline tickets watching the giant screen instead of the game - 20 crunches
Any mention of the TV show "Dallas" - 5 minute plank
Camera cuts to cast member of the TV show "Dallas" - Run a marathon
Jerry Jones is seen lurking in his suite like Emperor Palpatine -20 lunges
ESPN shows aerial view of the stadium - 20 squats
"America's Team." - 25 squats
You hear "I WAS BOOORN FREEEE" - 20 crunches
ESPN shows Robert Griffin III on the sidelines - 20 jumping jacks
Announcers make a play on "Don't mess with Texas/everything's bigger in Texas" -10 pushups
Any group of fans with team name spelled out across multiple chests - 2 laps around your block
ESPN shows any footage of stadium food -15 pushups
ESPN cuts to a cute kid in the crowd -10 second plank
Camera cuts to fan in full makeup and headdress - 15 squats
That stupid "fans singing" NFL app commercial comes on - 20 lunges
Cameras find a fan with a sign using the letters "ESPN" in a clever way - 20 bicep curls with a canned good
Despondent Jerry Jones - 15 second side plank
Exuberant Jerry Jones - 10 handstand pushups
Someone doing something for Jerry Jones that he could totally do himself - Finish watching on treadmill
Shows that weird ball-shaped tower in downtown Dallas - 20 crunches
Jon Gruden doesn't know what a common word means - 20 burpees
EVERY TIME: DO THIS:
You see fans with sideline tickets watching the giant screen instead of the game - 20 crunches
Any mention of the TV show "Dallas" - 5 minute plank
Camera cuts to cast member of the TV show "Dallas" - Run a marathon
Jerry Jones is seen lurking in his suite like Emperor Palpatine -20 lunges
ESPN shows aerial view of the stadium - 20 squats
"America's Team." - 25 squats
You hear "I WAS BOOORN FREEEE" - 20 crunches
ESPN shows Robert Griffin III on the sidelines - 20 jumping jacks
Announcers make a play on "Don't mess with Texas/everything's bigger in Texas" -10 pushups
Any group of fans with team name spelled out across multiple chests - 2 laps around your block
ESPN shows any footage of stadium food -15 pushups
ESPN cuts to a cute kid in the crowd -10 second plank
Camera cuts to fan in full makeup and headdress - 15 squats
That stupid "fans singing" NFL app commercial comes on - 20 lunges
Cameras find a fan with a sign using the letters "ESPN" in a clever way - 20 bicep curls with a canned good
Despondent Jerry Jones - 15 second side plank
Exuberant Jerry Jones - 10 handstand pushups
Someone doing something for Jerry Jones that he could totally do himself - Finish watching on treadmill
Shows that weird ball-shaped tower in downtown Dallas - 20 crunches
Jon Gruden doesn't know what a common word means - 20 burpees