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Post subject: Are you up on your bible?  Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:43 am |
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Short Reading from the Bible ... from Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth". Then he made the earth round ... and he laughed and laughed and laughed! I thought not.  _________________  Still missing you everyday pal.
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 1:25 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:02 am |
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Adam was lonely, so Eve was made. Eve ate of the fruit first, than gave it to Adam. After they both ate of the fruit, they were kicked out of paradise. Remember that the next time you feel lonely.
God created the heavens, earth, and all things that dwell on the earth in six days, than rested on the Sabbath. Remember that the next time you have a hard week at the job, rest on the Sabbath.
Lucifer and a third of the angels rebelled against God, than HE kicked Satan and the fallen angels out of heaven, and the fallen angels have decided to bug the hell out of all the people of earth. If you don't believe in the devil and his angels, then look around in this world to see if you can find death, lies, and vanity.
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:30 am |
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mikehawks wrote: Adam was lonely, so Eve was made. Eve ate of the fruit first, than gave it to Adam. After they both ate of the fruit, they were kicked out of paradise. Remember that the next time you feel lonely.
God created the heavens, earth, and all things that dwell on the earth in six days, than rested on the Sabbath. Remember that the next time you have a hard week at the job, rest on the Sabbath.
Lucifer and a third of the angels rebelled against God, than HE kicked Satan and the fallen angels out of heaven, and the fallen angels have decided to bug the hell out of all the people of earth. If you don't believe in the devil and his angels, then look around in this world to see if you can find death, lies, and vanity. Lol. Seriously, reading this I can't believe anybody believes this stuff.
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:47 am |
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SonicHawk wrote: mikehawks wrote: Lol. Seriously, reading this I can't believe anybody believes this stuff. "I can't believe" You can't, but you are NOT everybody. Ephesians 2:8-9 (NIV)8 For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— 9 not by works, so that no one can boast.I can't believe that Neil Armstrong went to the moon, but if seeing it on tv is proof, than call me a scientific atheist.
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:38 am |
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The hells all this gotta do with radish's joke? Y'all suck!
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:46 am |
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Mikehawks...
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:08 am |
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Because I enjoyed the joke I will not be responding to mikehawk  . No thread hijacking!
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:08 am |
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Throwdown wrote: The hells all this gotta do with radish's joke? Y'all suck! Oh you know.......some can't deal with religion having any humor.  God has to have a sense of humor. After all he has to be laughing his ass off at all the different people saying theirs is the only "true" religion and willing to kill for it. Finding fault with people that believe differently than you is not anything worth fighting/killing for. At least my God isn't like that.  _________________ Still missing you everyday pal.
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:16 am |
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God, forgive the little jokes I play on thee
And I'll forgive the great big one you played on me.
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:24 am |
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sutz wrote: God, forgive the little jokes I play on thee
And I'll forgive the great big one you played on me.
Robert Frost Something tells me Robert Frost was hung like a hamster.
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:38 am |
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The Radish wrote: Throwdown wrote: The hells all this gotta do with radish's joke? Y'all suck! Oh you know.......some can't deal with religion having any humor. God has to have a sense of humor. After all he has to be laughing his ass off at all the different people saying theirs is the only "true" religion and willing to kill for it. Finding fault with people that believe differently than you is not anything worth fighting/killing for. At least my God isn't like that. I mean if he created Colin Kaepernicks nose, he HAS to have a sense of humor, a pretty good one at that. _________________ Official Tharold Simon Fan Club Member
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:52 am |
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SilNWest wrote: sutz wrote: God, forgive the little jokes I play on thee
And I'll forgive the great big one you played on me.
Robert Frost Something tells me Robert Frost was hung like a hamster. Somehow, I'm not surprised you went there. 
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:07 am |
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sutz wrote: SilNWest wrote: sutz wrote: God, forgive the little jokes I play on thee
And I'll forgive the great big one you played on me.
Robert Frost Something tells me Robert Frost was hung like a hamster. Somehow, I'm not surprised you went there. Dude, my avatar is zangief taking out a baby, of course you shouldn't be surprised.
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Post subject: Re: Are you up on your bible? Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:17 am |
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Questions: Who was the first carpenter?
Answer: Eve. She made Adam's banana stand.
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