The Spokane Jets Hockey defeated the Orillia Gorillas (I'm not kidding) in Senior Amatuer Hockey many years ago for the Allen Cup. That's why this got a giggle from me as its from that very town.


Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Orillia,
Ontario, says, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are
against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be
the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their
religious beliefs.

Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door
should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to
that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods. Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult
sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights,
and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for
others." Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by
passing this on.

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Still missing you everyday pal.