Real Progress for Wilson vs the blitz

JKent82":356c5105 said:

dunceface":356c5105 said:

RW3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gah that's as bad as the ice one. RGIII sounds good. RWIII does not. Russell is better than RGIII. Thus let's not copy it.

Russell Sprouts and lil' Russ are the only nicknames that should be used as those are the only nicknames officially sanctioned by me. Everyone please follow that rule starting now. Lil' Russ is used in a loving manner like when talking to puppy or kitten or while belittling a child for fun and probably squeezing their cheeks like that aunt you probably had. This is not to be said like when referring to some rapper.

Also I just learned Russell's middle name is Carrington. You may refer to him as Russell Cares-a-ton Wilson. Because that's not stupid or anything.

If we've learned anything it's that nicknames are stupid unless they aren't. Like Beastmode. Or Big Red.

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XxxZagnutxxX":3tr267v9 said:

We should nickname him "Ice"

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RolandDeschain":3u87x7h2 said:

XxxZagnutxxX":3u87x7h2 said:

We should nickname him "Ice"

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People would say he's a wannabe Matt Ryan, a.k.a. "Matty Ice".....even though Wilson has already shown himself to be cooler under pressure than almost any QB in the league, lol.

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Jazzhawk":3astqv4t said:

I hate nick names.

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