The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition

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  • Twas two nights before Christmas up in Seattle
    The Niners in town, Kaep would be rattled.
    The 12th man flag was hung to the stadiums roar
    In hopes of a Superbowl win like never before.

    The fans were all dressed in their green and blue
    With visions of Niners to a boisterous "BOO!"
    With some in their #12's and other's in their #3's
    The 12th man would bring Harbaugh to his knees.

    When out on the field, Sherm got a fumble
    He danced around, so far from humble.
    Up to my feet I jumped in a hurry.
    Gore staggered to the bench, his vision blurry.

    The lights on the jerseys so fresh and new
    Gave the luster of hope and dreams to come true.
    When what to my wondering eyes should appear
    The 50 point offense, which now defenses fear.

    With a little young QB, so lively with hustle
    I knew in a moment it must be St. Russell.
    More rapid then Seahawks his offense it came
    As he signaled and shouted and called them by name.

    Run Golden! Run Sidney! Run Miller and Baldwin!
    Beat Aldon! Beat Justin! Beat Whitner and Golstin!
    To the end of the field! Russ will throw you the ball!
    Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

    As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly
    The defensive backs, they got ran right by.
    So up in the air the football it flew
    To an open receiver, Wilson's read was true.

    And then in a twinkling, it landed in Golden's hands
    It looked like he'd score, strike up the band.
    But he drew in his head and was turning around.
    He got tackled by Willis, the ball was downed.

    DangeRuss was dressed in blue, from his head to his feet,
    The look in his eyes would not allow defeat.
    The hopes of Hawk Nation was hung on his back
    With the ball at the two they're ready to attack.

    His eyes how they focused. His glare was so steady.
    He'd watched film all week, so we knew he was ready.
    His offense around him all huddled up tight
    About to send Niner fans crying into the night.

    He listened to the play radio'd into his head
    The noise, it went quiet, nervous silence instead.
    He knelt in the huddle, gave the play to the team
    No nerves here, cool as ice he did seem.

    He was short and small, a right elf like QB
    But to be the best was his future destiny.
    A clap of their hands, they ran up to the line
    The intensity said it was game winning time.

    He barked out his cadence, took the shotgun snap
    Offered the ball to Lynch but pulled it out of his grasp.
    It was a quarterback bootleg with no one around!
    So into the endzone Wilson went with a bound.

    He sprang for the score, the ref blew the whistle.
    The game was over, down came the confetti and tinsel
    But I heard Russell exclaim as the lockerroom he went in
    Merry Christmas to All, and here comes a Super Bowl win!

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays y'all

    **Edit** Alternate ending for public demand:

    He sprang for the score, the ref blew the whistle.
    The game was over, down came the confetti and tinsel
    But I heard Russell exclaim in his media talks
    Merry Christmas to All, and let's go Hawks!!
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  • Magical as always J. May you always be full of win.
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  • That was great. How long did it take?
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  • seahawksfanatic000 wrote:That was great. How long did it take?


    A little over half an hour.
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  • Fake. Because as we all know, Russell Wilson exclaims "Go Hawks! And to all a good night!"

    But other than that, a stellar job, mate.
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  • Seahawk Sailor wrote:Fake. Because as we all know, Russell Wilson exclaims "Go Hawks! And to all a good night!"

    But other than that, a stellar job, mate.



    ^^

    Also, than, not then. 5th verse. ;)

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  • JesterHawk wrote:
    Seahawk Sailor wrote:Fake. Because as we all know, Russell Wilson exclaims "Go Hawks! And to all a good night!"

    But other than that, a stellar job, mate.



    ^^

    Also, than, not then. 5th verse. ;)

    Merry Christmas. :mrgreen:


    JSeahawks dont do Than.
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  • Great stuff J. Thank you and Merry Christmas.
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  • My response also is that RW would definitely say "Merry Christmas to all and GO HAWKS!"
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  • JSeahawks wrote:Twas two nights before Christmas up in Seattle
    The Niners in town, Kaep would be rattled.
    The 12th man flag was hung to the stadiums roar
    In hopes of a Superbowl win like never before.

    The fans were all dressed in their green and blue
    With visions of Niners to a boisterous "BOO!"
    With some in their #12's and other's in their #3's
    The 12th man would bring Harbaugh to his knees.

    When out on the field, Sherm got a fumble
    He danced around, so far from humble.
    Up to my feet I jumped in a hurry.
    Gore staggered to the bench, his vision blurry.

    The lights on the jerseys so fresh and new
    Gave the luster of hope and dreams to come true.
    When what to my wondering eyes should appear
    The 50 point offense, which now defenses fear.

    With a little young QB, so lively with hustle
    I knew in a moment it must be St. Russell.
    More rapid then Seahawks his offense it came
    As he signaled and shouted and called them by name.

    Run Golden! Run Sidney! Run Miller and Baldwin!
    Beat Aldon! Beat Justin! Beat Whitner and Golstin!
    To the end of the field! Russ will throw you the ball!
    Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

    As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly
    The defensive backs, they got ran right by.
    So up in the air the football it flew
    To an open receiver, Wilson's read was true.

    And then in a twinkling, it landed in Golden's hands
    It looked like he'd score, strike up the band.
    But he drew in his head and was turning around.
    He got tackled by Willis, the ball was downed.

    DangeRuss was dressed in blue, from his head to his feet,
    The look in his eyes would not allow defeat.
    The hopes of Hawk Nation was hung on his back
    With the ball at the two they're ready to attack.

    His eyes how they focused. His glare was so steady.
    He'd watched film all week, so we knew he was ready.
    His offense around him all huddled up tight
    About to send Niner fans crying into the night.

    He listened to the play radio'd into his head
    The noise, it went quiet, nervous silence instead.
    He knelt in the huddle, gave the play to the team
    No nerves here, cool as ice he did seem.

    He was short and small, a right elf like QB
    But to be the best was his future destiny.
    A clap of their hands, they ran up to the line
    The intensity said it was game winning time.

    He barked out his cadence, took the shotgun snap
    Offered the ball to Lynch but pulled it out of his grasp.
    It was a quarterback bootleg with no one around!
    So into the endzone Wilson went with a bound.

    He sprang for the score, the ref blew the whistle.
    The game was over, down came the confetti and tinsel
    But I heard Russell exclaim as the lockerroom he went in
    Merry Christmas to All, and here comes a Super Bowl win!

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays y'all


    Nicely done! Sounds like a good ending to me!
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  • Thanks Jseahawks
    That would have taken me 6 months and it would have sucked instead.. well done
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  • Alright, due to public pressure I have written the alternate ending:


    He sprang for the score, the ref blew the whistle.
    The game was over, down came the confetti and tinsel
    But I heard Russell exclaim in his media talks
    Merry Christmas to All, and let's go Hawks!!
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