 |
  |
Page 1 of 1
|
[ 16 posts ] |
|
| Author |
Message |
|
JSeahawks
|
Post subject: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition  Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:54 pm |
|
| * NET Moderator * |
 |
 |
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:35 pm
Posts: 15442
Location: Milwaukie, Oregon
|
|
Twas two nights before Christmas up in Seattle
The Niners in town, Kaep would be rattled.
The 12th man flag was hung to the stadiums roar
In hopes of a Superbowl win like never before.
The fans were all dressed in their green and blue
With visions of Niners to a boisterous "BOO!"
With some in their #12's and other's in their #3's
The 12th man would bring Harbaugh to his knees.
When out on the field, Sherm got a fumble
He danced around, so far from humble.
Up to my feet I jumped in a hurry.
Gore staggered to the bench, his vision blurry.
The lights on the jerseys so fresh and new
Gave the luster of hope and dreams to come true.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
The 50 point offense, which now defenses fear.
With a little young QB, so lively with hustle
I knew in a moment it must be St. Russell.
More rapid then Seahawks his offense it came
As he signaled and shouted and called them by name.
Run Golden! Run Sidney! Run Miller and Baldwin!
Beat Aldon! Beat Justin! Beat Whitner and Golstin!
To the end of the field! Russ will throw you the ball!
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly
The defensive backs, they got ran right by.
So up in the air the football it flew
To an open receiver, Wilson's read was true.
And then in a twinkling, it landed in Golden's hands
It looked like he'd score, strike up the band.
But he drew in his head and was turning around.
He got tackled by Willis, the ball was downed.
DangeRuss was dressed in blue, from his head to his feet,
The look in his eyes would not allow defeat.
The hopes of Hawk Nation was hung on his back
With the ball at the two they're ready to attack.
His eyes how they focused. His glare was so steady.
He'd watched film all week, so we knew he was ready.
His offense around him all huddled up tight
About to send Niner fans crying into the night.
He listened to the play radio'd into his head
The noise, it went quiet, nervous silence instead.
He knelt in the huddle, gave the play to the team
No nerves here, cool as ice he did seem.
He was short and small, a right elf like QB
But to be the best was his future destiny.
A clap of their hands, they ran up to the line
The intensity said it was game winning time.
He barked out his cadence, took the shotgun snap
Offered the ball to Lynch but pulled it out of his grasp.
It was a quarterback bootleg with no one around!
So into the endzone Wilson went with a bound.
He sprang for the score, the ref blew the whistle.
The game was over, down came the confetti and tinsel
But I heard Russell exclaim as the lockerroom he went in
Merry Christmas to All, and here comes a Super Bowl win!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays y'all
**Edit** Alternate ending for public demand:
He sprang for the score, the ref blew the whistle.
The game was over, down came the confetti and tinsel
But I heard Russell exclaim in his media talks
Merry Christmas to All, and let's go Hawks!!
_________________ 
|
|
  |
|
|
|
SacHawk2.0
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:00 pm |
|
| *Host of .NET Awards* |
 |
|
Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:51 pm
Posts: 4952
|
|
Magical as always J. May you always be full of win.
_________________
Legal Notice: Any references made by the online entity know as SacHawk 2.0 or "Sac" in regards to "Currystopstheruns" being a pre-op tranny with an anal tampon fetish are entirely accurate.
Last edited by SacHawk2.0 on Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
seahawksfanatic000
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:00 pm |
|
| NET Starter |
 |
|
Joined: Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:41 pm
Posts: 372
|
|
That was great. How long did it take?
_________________
Russell Wilson doesn't do losing anymore -peachesenregalia, jan 5, 2013
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Chapman
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:02 pm |
|
| *SILVER SUPPORTER* |
 |
|
Joined: Wed May 20, 2009 8:14 am
Posts: 442
|
|
| |
|
|
|
JSeahawks
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:02 pm |
|
| * NET Moderator * |
|
|
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:35 pm
Posts: 15442
Location: Milwaukie, Oregon
|
seahawksfanatic000 wrote: That was great. How long did it take? A little over half an hour. _________________
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Seahawk Sailor
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:04 pm |
|
| * Navy Badass * |
 |
 |
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:23 am
Posts: 16284
Location: Bothell
|
|
Fake. Because as we all know, Russell Wilson exclaims "Go Hawks! And to all a good night!"
But other than that, a stellar job, mate.
_________________ I blog, I tweet. When I'm not writing or goofing around on Seahawks.NET.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
legend38
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:12 pm |
|
| NET Starter |
|
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 11:40 am
Posts: 445
|
|
Unbelievably,perfect.
_________________
yummy down on this throbbing pole of hot man chicken.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
JesterHawk
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:26 pm |
|
| * Smackmeister * |
 |
|
Joined: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:56 pm
Posts: 6384
|
Seahawk Sailor wrote: Fake. Because as we all know, Russell Wilson exclaims "Go Hawks! And to all a good night!"
But other than that, a stellar job, mate. ^^ Also, than, not then. 5th verse.  Merry Christmas. 
_________________
President of the Perfect Parents Society - est. 2013
|
|
| |
|
|
|
JSeahawks
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:29 pm |
|
| * NET Moderator * |
|
|
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:35 pm
Posts: 15442
Location: Milwaukie, Oregon
|
JesterHawk wrote: Seahawk Sailor wrote: Fake. Because as we all know, Russell Wilson exclaims "Go Hawks! And to all a good night!"
But other than that, a stellar job, mate. ^^ Also, than, not then. 5th verse. Merry Christmas. JSeahawks dont do Than. _________________
|
|
| |
|
|
|
hawksfansinceday1
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:34 pm |
|
| NET Veteran |
 |
|
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:38 am
Posts: 6333
Location: Vancouver, WA
|
|
Great stuff J. Thank you and Merry Christmas.
_________________ 
|
|
| |
|
|
|
grizbob
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:19 am |
|
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:17 am
Posts: 1684
Location: St George, UT
|
|
_________________
Why is it when I try to come off as a smart ass, the opposite happens? :-(
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Hawkstorian
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:36 am |
|
| * NET Staff * |
|
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:19 am
Posts: 2166
Location: Spokane
|
|
My response also is that RW would definitely say "Merry Christmas to all and GO HAWKS!"
_________________
This post is intended for entertainment purposes only.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
AF_Hawk
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:43 am |
|
| NET Veteran |
 |
|
Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:18 pm
Posts: 1336
Location: Marysville, WA
|
JSeahawks wrote: Twas two nights before Christmas up in Seattle
The Niners in town, Kaep would be rattled.
The 12th man flag was hung to the stadiums roar
In hopes of a Superbowl win like never before.
The fans were all dressed in their green and blue
With visions of Niners to a boisterous "BOO!"
With some in their #12's and other's in their #3's
The 12th man would bring Harbaugh to his knees.
When out on the field, Sherm got a fumble
He danced around, so far from humble.
Up to my feet I jumped in a hurry.
Gore staggered to the bench, his vision blurry.
The lights on the jerseys so fresh and new
Gave the luster of hope and dreams to come true.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
The 50 point offense, which now defenses fear.
With a little young QB, so lively with hustle
I knew in a moment it must be St. Russell.
More rapid then Seahawks his offense it came
As he signaled and shouted and called them by name.
Run Golden! Run Sidney! Run Miller and Baldwin!
Beat Aldon! Beat Justin! Beat Whitner and Golstin!
To the end of the field! Russ will throw you the ball!
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly
The defensive backs, they got ran right by.
So up in the air the football it flew
To an open receiver, Wilson's read was true.
And then in a twinkling, it landed in Golden's hands
It looked like he'd score, strike up the band.
But he drew in his head and was turning around.
He got tackled by Willis, the ball was downed.
DangeRuss was dressed in blue, from his head to his feet,
The look in his eyes would not allow defeat.
The hopes of Hawk Nation was hung on his back
With the ball at the two they're ready to attack.
His eyes how they focused. His glare was so steady.
He'd watched film all week, so we knew he was ready.
His offense around him all huddled up tight
About to send Niner fans crying into the night.
He listened to the play radio'd into his head
The noise, it went quiet, nervous silence instead.
He knelt in the huddle, gave the play to the team
No nerves here, cool as ice he did seem.
He was short and small, a right elf like QB
But to be the best was his future destiny.
A clap of their hands, they ran up to the line
The intensity said it was game winning time.
He barked out his cadence, took the shotgun snap
Offered the ball to Lynch but pulled it out of his grasp.
It was a quarterback bootleg with no one around!
So into the endzone Wilson went with a bound.
He sprang for the score, the ref blew the whistle.
The game was over, down came the confetti and tinsel
But I heard Russell exclaim as the lockerroom he went in
Merry Christmas to All, and here comes a Super Bowl win!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays y'all Nicely done! Sounds like a good ending to me! _________________  
|
|
| |
|
|
|
SeaHawk80
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:27 am |
|
| NET Rookie |
 |
|
Joined: Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:53 am
Posts: 161
Location: Pe Ell, WA
|
|
Thanks Jseahawks
That would have taken me 6 months and it would have sucked instead.. well done
_________________ "Go Hawks" Russlemainia Hawknballs wrote: If he keeps making plays and fighting his way into the end zone he can do the entire interview while taking a dump and eating potato chips for all i care.
|
|
| |
|
|
|
12thMan1
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:37 am |
|
| NET Starter |
 |
|
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:19 am
Posts: 498
|
|
Bravo!!!!
_________________
Status: Active lieutenant in the 12th Man Army
|
|
| |
|
|
|
JSeahawks
|
Post subject: Re: The annual Night Before Christmas, Seahawks edition Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:40 am |
|
| * NET Moderator * |
|
|
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:35 pm
Posts: 15442
Location: Milwaukie, Oregon
|
|
Alright, due to public pressure I have written the alternate ending:
He sprang for the score, the ref blew the whistle.
The game was over, down came the confetti and tinsel
But I heard Russell exclaim in his media talks
Merry Christmas to All, and let's go Hawks!!
_________________
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Page 1 of 1
|
[ 16 posts ] |
|
Users browsing this forum: 12thMan1, A World Peace, AbsolutNET, AKSeahawker, AlexHawk, arghawkfan, Ballz, BCHawk, bestfightstory, Big D, Cartire, chevelle03, ChiefHawk, Dismas, FlyingGreg, Frostbyte, grizbob, HawkFan72, Hawkfan77, Hawknballs, Hawksfan78, IdahoHawkBoy, illinihawk, jdblack, kaygojinghi, McGruff, MSN [Bot], onanygivensunday, Osprey, PlinytheCenter, rainger, RampagingMice, razgriz737, rickychen, Rocket, ryan419_2002, Skeeve, SmokinHawk, Spleenhawk2.0, Throwdown, TorontoHawk and 157 guests |
| |
|
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum
|
|
Seahawks.NET is an independent fan site and not associated with the Seattle Seahawks or the NFL (National Football League).
All content within this Seahawks fan page is provided by, and for, Seattle Seahawks fans. Copyright © Seahawks.NET.
|
if it wasn't for emoticons I'd be speechless 
