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Professional Massages?
Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:25 pm
  • I've been trying to find a good relaxation spot for a massage. Anyone know any good ones in Seattle or has anyone ever had like an awesome experience?
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Re: Professional Massages?
Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:47 pm
  • Rob will tell you to try Thailand.
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Re: Professional Massages?
Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:54 pm
  • Besides a great massage, what possibly could happen at a massage parlor that ends with an awesome experience? Hmmmmm..
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Re: Professional Massages?
Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:43 pm
  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:Rob will tell you to try Thailand.


    Seriously though... go to Thailand.
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Re: Professional Massages?
Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:33 am
  • I've noticed that most Chiropractors offices offer a massage option too.

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Re: Professional Massages?
Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:46 am
  • Recon_Hawk wrote:Besides a great massage, what possibly could happen at a massage parlor that ends with an awesome experience? Hmmmmm..


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Re: Professional Massages?
Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:32 am
  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:Rob will tell you to try Thailand.


    Thank you and 1,000,000,000 correct .....$3 an hour
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Re: Professional Massages?
Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:56 am
  • Interceptor wrote:
    Recon_Hawk wrote:Besides a great massage, what possibly could happen at a massage parlor that ends with an awesome experience? Hmmmmm..


    Like this:


    Lmao. I love a happy ending!
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Re: Professional Massages?
Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:22 pm
  • I've been trying to find some good spots but there aren't that many sites out there that have good reviews. http://www.disney.com seems pretty legitimate and I've searched on Yelp too.

    Lol, whatever you guys are talking about with happy endings, have you ever gotten one? You guys go on any other sites?
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Re: Professional Massages?
Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:33 pm
  • Man, do chicks look like that in a parlor? That is a fine Asian chick in that YouTube video.
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Re: Professional Massages?
Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:35 pm
  • Largent80 wrote:
    SacHawk2.0 wrote:Rob will tell you to try Thailand.


    Thank you and 1,000,000,000 correct .....$3 an hour


    Is it seriously that cheap? How do the girls look though?
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Re: Professional Massages?
Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:16 pm
  • Sorry, I'm looking for more advice on this. Can anyone tell me where else I could find another massage or another website other than http://www.disney.com ?
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Re: Professional Massages?
Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:02 am
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Re: Professional Massages?
Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:12 pm
  • SkittlerLynching wrote:
    Largent80 wrote:
    SacHawk2.0 wrote:Rob will tell you to try Thailand.


    Thank you and 1,000,000,000 correct .....$3 an hour


    Is it seriously that cheap? How do the girls look though?

    You have never been to Thailand?

    Dude, you really need to make plans. Girls?....looks?....omg the most beautiful girls in the worl await.
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Re: Professional Massages?
Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:28 pm
  • Hahaha, one of my co-workers has been there and he says there are bj bars.
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Re: Professional Massages?
Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:35 pm
  • SkittlerLynching wrote:Hahaha, one of my co-workers has been there and he says there are bj bars.


    Black Jack? Im not sure if gambling is legal there. Hang on, let me bing that.
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Re: Professional Massages?
Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:22 pm
  • Creepiest thread ever? At least for a non-shack thread...
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Re: Professional Massages?
Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:36 pm
  • SkittlerLynching wrote:Is it seriously that cheap? How do the girls look though?


    Most will look good, but it's hit-or-miss as to whether they're actually girls...or were born girls, I should say.
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Re: Professional Massages?
Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:53 pm
  • JesterHawk wrote:Creepiest thread ever? At least for a non-shack thread...


    What's creepy about this? Get over yourself.
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Re: Professional Massages?
Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:50 pm
  • Dude, I had the best time at one recently. I don't know if you guys want to hear my story but I did find the place off of http://www.disney.com

    Let me know if you guys need to know. This girl was beautiful.
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Re: Professional Massages?
Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:16 pm
  • We would love to hear more.
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Re: Professional Massages?
Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:38 pm
  • So at this point I am pretty sure SkittlerLynching is only here to pimp his website. Dude is from SoCal
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