If you've seen Key & Peele's East vs West game skit, you know there's some great names - My fave is D'Glester Hardunkachud, but I think that's been topped by an actual upcoming draft pick this year:
DE LSU: Barkevious Mingo
Had to get that out there - too perfect.
AAR - CJ Prosise RB/WR/??? - Notre Dame