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 Post subject: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
 Post Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 12:37 am 
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Okay here's how this works. Everyone adds a sentence onto the last one. I'll start.


Dear David Stern,

You have earned every bit of every harsh word that has ever been said about you.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
 Post Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 12:52 am 
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And you are way out of your league dealing with Mr. Hanson and company!

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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You are not a very nice person.......

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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We would tell you how we really feel, but this letter was posted in the wrong forum.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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But what we can say is you are a lying, conniving, scum ball, sleeze bag piece of rotten dirty piece of dooty head


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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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Who deserves nothing but the worst in life, but unfortunately that isn't how the world works at times.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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You should have never messed with Steve Ballmer.


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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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You sissified tweety bird!


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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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When the smoke clears and the Sonics are back in Seattle, the entire state of Washington is going to own your ass.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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Except as of writing this, I've come to realize you'll never come here; never allow a team here until you retire.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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Which, to the joy of NBA fans across the country, is less than a year away.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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I just went and used the toilet and named my poop after you.


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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
 Post Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 12:24 pm 
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If after reading this letter, you feel that Seattle is unjustly upset with you, know this: We will not forgive you for screwing with us a second time, and we are holding you personally responsible for the fiasco that is happening in Sacramento right now.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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So find solace in your retirement, Mr. Stern--you served your fat cat buddies faithfully while scraping as much of the limelight for yourself as possible; no easy feat even for a man as oily and slippery as yourself.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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If I only manage to get one point across to you, let it be the following. Bite me you Napoleonic midget.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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Also, you're a big 4-eyed dumbface.


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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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I'd like to tell you how I really feel but this isn't the Shack so suffice to say even casual fans of the NBA will rejoice from far and wide the day you are no longer commissioner. Oh, and you can flat out go to hell.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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When you die, I will get a beer and toast your death, for the world will have become just a bit better place to live on that day.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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and until that day, if I ever see you in the street, I will thunder punch your vagina.


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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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And why is this not in the smack shack?

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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Hope you have a heart attack, chump.

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 Post subject: Re: Dear David Stern (an open letter)
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You have managed to accomplish one thing here in Seattle, you have totally lost a fan for life. I will never spend a second of my time nor a dime of my money on your league...ever.

(I know its more than one, but I have so much to say...sorry)

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