Answer: Mariners.
https://x.com/Art_Thiel/status/1776451813941891568
Post
Art Thiel
@Art_Thiel
Mariners' Andres Munoz is the first ace reliever in MLB history to blow a tie game by dropping a piano on himself.
Yeah, and he could even hire a private driver.
Strict DWI laws now.
His previous incident a couple years ago will likely be a factor if he pleads guilty or is convicted.