DomeHawk wrote:We are going to win them all and we're going to win them UGLY!!!
Maybe we should change our Head Coach then to someone capable of winning pretty.
The Pete Carroll way... if football was a prizefight... winning ugly
First, we wear their knuckles out with our chin, as they hit us repeatedly, and we start wobbling, and look ready to fall. SF, 10-0. Then, our opponent realizes how badly their hand is hurting from hitting us with uppercut after uppercut on the chin. They stop for a moment to inspect their bruised and bloody hand, and look over at us, and say to themselves, "How the fork are y'all still standing?" Well, now that we've got them softened up, we take a couple steps and hit them smack in the nose and mouth with a left-right jab. Now, the fight is on. Clowney fumble reTD, 10-7. They're staggered, and come back over, and start swinging uppercuts at our chin again. We block most of them, and continue jabbing them in the face, messing up their nose, knocking out a few teeth. Hollister TD, 14-10. Carson TD, 21-10. They punch back with a TD and 2 point conversion, 21-18; Next you know both teams are staggering and wobbly, and it's going to come down to who lands the next big shot. We have Russell, so it's probably gonna be us still standing at the end.