Ranting in another forum, I suggested stamping some players' names into the urinals of a local sports bar (that's not so local anymore but hey, I've been away for some years...)
But it got me thinking that if Slugger's or some such had a fund raiser where you could vote by putting money in a box with some infamous sports figures' name on it. And the the 'winners' names would be painted in the urinals for the coming year, who would you put your money on?
Assume three urinals. Go!
I'd put my money on: Ken Behring, Alex Rodriguez, and Clay Bennett.