I got my orders done Friday, and I'll be TDY in Saratoga Springs for the first quarter of next year. Anyone need a crazy fan to help watch a Seahawks game during the playoffs/hopefully-Superbowl run? I'll buy!
<edit> Upstate New York, in case there is a Saratoga Springs anywhere else.
I'm of course geographically challenged
... but there's probably about ten of them. Actually, I can only find one. I actually Googled it, and there is a Saratoga Springs in Utah, too.
I used to email a lot with another Pink Floyd/Stephen King fan who lived in Columbus, Indiana (maybe she still does) but I remember someone trying to tell me Columbus was "actually in Ohio."