Broncos Insider Implies Russell Wilson Got What He Deserved in Year 1

[12AngryHawks]

Let Russ microwave Easy Mac.

Don't sell Russ short (pun intended) he knows his way around an oven!

 

[Lagartixa]

Don't sell Russ short (pun intended) he knows his way around an oven!

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I can't decide if a caricature of Pete Carroll (maybe in a monocle and a top hat, but I can't decide that, either) in a corner of the Easy-Bake oven door would make this any better.

 

[Rat]

Don't sell Russ short (pun intended) he knows his way around an oven!

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Please tell me this image is photoshopped. Even Russ can't be THAT tone-deaf.

 

[12AngryHawks]

Please tell me this image is photoshopped. Even Russ can't be THAT tone-deaf.

I must confess, that image has been manipulated, by yours truly. I was hoping no one would notice.

 

[Rat]

I must confess, that image has been manipulated, by yours truly. I was hoping no one would notice.

Well yeah, I figured the Easy Bake Oven wasn't part of the original picture, but even without it... wow.

 

[toffee]

Please tell me this image is photoshopped. Even Russ can't be THAT tone-deaf.

Totally unlimited, don't sell him short.

 

[Ozzy]

unless something has truly broken in that man over the past few years, i will be shocked if he dosent significantly rebound under a heavy play action scheme. Can’t get worse than last year good lord.

He actually already started to look much better late in the year and they had a ton of injuries last year. He's going to be much better this year

 

[BlueTalon]

He's going to be much better this year

At what, exactly?

 

[BASF]

He actually already started to look much better late in the year and they had a ton of injuries last year. He's going to be much better this year

Of course he did. He was dogging it until he got Hackett fired. He was willing to do whatever it took to get Payton on the team, including embarrassing himself for part of a season.

 

[Ozzy]

Of course he did. He was dogging it until he got Hackett fired. He was willing to do whatever it took to get Payton on the team, including embarrassing himself for part of a season.

LOL There is zero chance he was playing bad on purpose to get his coach fired.....I will never believe that.

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

Hackett’s been going on about how great it’s been working with AR In what was the Rw plan of 2022. The Partnership Plan.

Russ’ success came from exactly the opposite plan, ie Rosberg taking away Team 3 and the office.

 

[olyfan63]

Well yeah, I figured the Easy Bake Oven wasn't part of the original picture, but even without it... wow.

I say Let Russ Cook this year!! ...with his Easy Bake. Word is, this year Denver is going to upgrade, at Russell's request from two 60-watt bulbs to actual 100-watt bulbs for the heat source. There you have it, Expect Russell to really light it up this year.

In further Broncos news, to ensure Russell will finally be cooking with gas, the team has authorized purchase of unlimited "Blazing Saddles" brand canned chili for Russell. Imagine all the new friends Russell will make doing high knees in the plane aisle!

Sorry, I'm all out of bad LRC jokes.

P.S. Brilliant pic, 12AngryHawks!

 

[12AngryHawks]

P.S. Brilliant pic, 12AngryHawks!

 

[SantaClaraHawk]

NFL suspends Broncos' Eyioma Uwazurike at least one year for gambling

Yet another NFL player has been suspended for gambling.

www.nbcsports.com

The one pick we gave the Broncs is suspended for a whole year for being a gambling dumbass

 

[IndyHawk]

He actually already started to look much better late in the year and they had a ton of injuries last year. He's going to be much better this year

Late in the year when teams were mailing it in and playing 2-3rd stringers in the second half..
We will see how it goes..He'll be another year older and I just don't think his game ages well.

 

[12AngryHawks]

NFL suspends Broncos' Eyioma Uwazurike at least one year for gambling

Yet another NFL player has been suspended for gambling.

www.nbcsports.com

The one pick we gave the Broncs is suspended for a whole year for being a gambling dumbass

 

[hgwellz12]

Don't sell Russ short (pun intended) he knows his way around an oven!

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There's no ******* way this is real!
(I know the toy is 'shopped, btw)

 

[hgwellz12]

Well yeah, I figured the Easy Bake Oven wasn't part of the original picture, but even without it... wow.

Oh man I guess it wasn't just me!

 

[Hollandhawk]

He actually already started to look much better late in the year and they had a ton of injuries last year. He's going to be much better this year

You must be talking about how he looked better to the eye? Because the stats don’t show it.

 

[12AngryHawks]

There's no ******* way this is real!
(I know the toy is 'shopped, btw)

Here's the original image I took from Google images.