Ive written it elsewhere but the problem for me with Gee are his fake "deep" analogies. He sincerely thinks hes being profound with them, but they are just ridiculous..and I suspect they are probably why Justin is unemployed because he had a hard time being the foil for them..you could feel his eyes roll through the air waves.
"You know what this is like? This is like youre the paper boy. Did you ever have a paper route when you were a kid? And there was the one apartment building with, like 150 apartments..and like 100 of them ordered the paper..and you had to get each one exactly right. Every day. 365 days a year. And then you go to to collect around Christmas and they give you your 12 dollars and a 5 dollar McDonalds gift card. And you KNOW thats all they owe you. And the gift card is extra. But you feel they dont really APPRECIATE what you do. They dont. And so thats where Kam is coming from. Like, make him some hot chocolate and give him an extra 10 bucks..he brings that newspaper every week!"
