GeekHawk
Well-known member
LardAss (oops, I mean SeaBass) is also a liability in the kicking game wherein he has no ability or desire to even try and slow down the kick returner. Since we can only put 10 other people on the field with him, this means the return team has a person available to block every one of our people plus one extra to run the ball back for either amazing field position or 6 points. All while our 'kicker' fails to even fall down in front of the returner to try and be a speed bump. Probably doesn't want to get his uniform damaged, since I'm sure it had to be custom-made in size XXXXL.