He WOULD be happy, except he traded the Broncos to Moe for a lifetime supply of free peanuts, and 51% share of the Seattle Supersonics. He traded that share to Mr Burns, for unlimited donuts and a coffeemaker. Of course Mr Burns, otherwise known as Howard Schultz, sold the team to a redneck from OKC. His only regret, that he did not "make it" with Lorleen the country singer "Mr Homer"
brought to fame.