Favorite NFL Player Names?

Funny enough I was thinking about this the other day then we sign a FB with a great one!!!

My current favorites are:

Vontaze Burfict
Michael Hoomanawanui
Will Tukuafu
Perrish Cox
Manti Te'o
Ikemefuna Enemkpali
Steven Hauschka!

Harry Douglas. It sounds like a "move" I could do on a lady.

pehawk":4mqikop3 said:

Harry Douglas. It sounds like a "move" I could do on a lady.

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Or you could Kaepernick her

Used to be a dude named Harry Colon, DB, played for Pats, Lions, Jags. According to Scotte and CANHawk, Harry Colon is THE BEST. They LOVE HARRY COLON.

pehawk":mhw2bpfg said:

Used to be a dude named Harry Colon, DB, played for Pats, Lions, Jags. According to Scotte and CANHawk, Harry Colon is THE BEST. They LOVE HARRY COLON.

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If we are going to go way back, Dave Butz.

If we go to a different sport, God Shamgod. Or Dick Trickle.

My wife has a customer named Joy Tuel.

Benjarvus Green-Ellis
Barkevious Mingo
Captain Munnerlyn

Other sport:
Fabián Assmann

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Clinton-Dix is a great name and I refuse to believe he's not a Seahawk. He plays like and looks like one.

Pork Chop Womack

MAC STRONG

Nesby Glasgow

Marion Butts
Drew Brees

Jim Drunkenmiller

pehawk":jez04sfz said:

Jim Drunkenmiller

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Its Druckenmiller...and please don't remind me.

Marvin49":481or34f said:

pehawk":481or34f said:

Jim Drunkenmiller

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Its Druckenmiller...and please don't remind me.

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Remind you?! Ha. You have his jersey and still bicker with people on webzone how he was actually good.

Dick Shiner - Former Eagles QB Best name ever

Jeff Smoker played for the Rams. And did get in trouble in college for a bit of weed.

Brahn":xlkw6s06 said:

Dick Shiner - Former Eagles QB Best name ever

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If I worked in their PR department I would've insisted his name be published in quotes in every media guide or roster.

Whitney Mercilus - Could use a better first name, like "Aminot", but he's halfway there.
Ndamukong Suh - This could be a classic Star Trek villians' name, and with his behavior they should probably sign him up for the next movie.

Carlester Crumpler.

Guy Whimper.

Frostee Rucker.

Richie Incognito.

King Dunlap.

Atari Bigby.