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It's their choice but the rookie RB from the Patriots who tore up his knee and ended his career playing the Pro-Bowl game is the sand may disagree with those who want to just blow it off. Yeah, you are susceptible to getting hurt getting running around on grass so it comes with the territory. Let those who want to sweat about it have their worries. It is a legit concern. Wilson didn't look right running around out there BTW. Looked like he was limping.

But that is probably just the mother hen syndrome some are laughing about. It gives them a chance to bond, though idiot fans asking why Rice or MRob wasn't there need to live in reality. MRob isn't coming back and Rice was visiting the Jets when this started.
 
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Why don't we just assign a safety-and-security detail to each player during the off-season?

A nutritionist and taster, who verifies the safety of food and beverage intake and medical technicians to keep the hyperbaric sleeping chambers running at max efficiency. An OSHA safety specialist to make sure all their homes are free of perils like electrical cords run so as not to create a tripping hazard and handles on frying pans are kept between 10 and 2. Armed bodyguards to ward off any attempts by those intent on causing harm to them as they move about. We could insure that they are chauffeured everywhere they go by trained stunt and tactical drivers. We could monitor and filter all digital video they see and audio signals they hear so as to eliminate the possibility of subliminal deprogramming efforts by covert anti-Hawk extremists. Thorough background checks on all friends and family conducted by the CIA. And finally, orbital NSA satellite monitoring with drone-squadron teams glued to video screens with infra-red and night-vision surveillance technology to view each player from both outer space, and under any and all cloud cover.

Paul is a wealthy guy, we should absolutely request our players stay exactly as they are to start the upcoming season, free of injury and any and all outside attempts at harm. Maybe an underground bunker?
 

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HoustonHawk82":2yudgbo7 said:
Why don't we just assign a safety-and-security detail to each player during the off-season?

A nutritionist and taster, who verifies the safety of food and beverage intake and medical technicians to keep the hyperbaric sleeping chambers running at max efficiency. An OSHA safety specialist to make sure all their homes are free of perils like electrical cords run so as not to create a tripping hazard and handles on frying pans are kept between 10 and 2. Armed bodyguards to ward off any attempts by those intent on causing harm to them as they move about. We could insure that they are chauffeured everywhere they go by trained stunt and tactical drivers. We could monitor and filter all digital video they see and audio signals they hear so as to eliminate the possibility of subliminal deprogramming efforts by covert anti-Hawk extremists. Thorough background checks on all friends and family conducted by the CIA. And finally, orbital NSA satellite monitoring with drone-squadron teams glued to video screens with infra-red and night-vision surveillance technology to view each player from both outer space, and under any and all cloud cover.

Paul is a wealthy guy, we should absolutely request our players stay exactly as they are to start the upcoming season, free of injury and any and all outside attempts at harm. Maybe an underground bunker?

And maybe get them some standins/stuntmen for the games in October/November/December. :sarcasm_off:
 

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We went down there last Thursday and met a LOT of them. All of them were cool and they are serious about these get togethers. Working out in sand is brilliant as it gives and allows joints to move naturally with no stress.
 
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