Friday's Hawk headlines will read...

[irocdave]

"Seahawks crush Packers, look primed for #2". Also need to throw in no injuries.

 

[Sac]

'Hawks Spotless in Blowout

 

[mikeak]

I apologize - Russel Wilson is elite

 

[nsport]

"Seahawks crush Packers, look primed for #2". Also need to throw in no injuries.

This is funny on many levels. Because if you say the Packers are primed for #2 - that's just gross.

 

[ivotuk]

"Brandon Mebane leads DPOY voting after dominating performance vs Pack"

"Earl Thomas returns 3 punts for TD as Jon Ryan leaves field with spotless uniform."

 

[Ad Hawk]

I approve of these headlines.

Except for the refrigerator one. Sort of.

 

[Scottemojo]

Cheese constipates Seahawks for 3 quarters, but Russell blows them out in the end.

 

[HawkHouse]

WILSON CUTS THE CHEESE

Epic! lmao

 

[pmedic920]

LOB with zero penalties while shutting out the packers, opening night.

 

[Ad Hawk]

LOB with zero penalties while shutting out the packers, opening night.

Would be sweet, would it not?

 

[Hawkboi]

The Packers were Crackers and Crumbled under the Pressure of the Seahawks Continuous Rolling Pin Effect... :th2thumbs:

 

[tooshort]

"It's all Gouda"
"Packers offense melts under pressure from fiery Seattle D"

 

[HomerJHawk]

"The most historic opening day game in the history of the NFL."

That's all I'd need to see to before I started crying in joy for our second SB.

(sorry, feeling kinda Homey. Been watching a lot of Seahawks videos recently).

 

[SupersonicSeahawkz]

Green bay fails dearly!

Seahawks release punter Ryan: seahawks eliminate position, need roster spot for someone who might get on the field this season.

Seahawks resign t. Pryor, to take care of injured, stolen turtle named papaki.

Pryor told to throw football hard, passing 2 feet or more. Told to run whenever he thinks about passing for the scout team.

 

[NJSeahawk]

"Adderall suspended four games for use of Seahawks."

 

[Russ Willstrong]

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel: Packers lose without a prayer of a chance.

Seattle Times: Aaron Rodgers errant and dodging early.

ESPN: Wilson shows growth in game.

NFLN: Holy Discount Doubletree Batman! Hawks win 14-12. Rodgers hail Mary fails to end it.

 

[Russ Willstrong]

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel: Packers lose without a prayer of a chance.

Seattle Times: Aaron Rodgers errant and dodging early.

ESPN: Wilson shows growth in game.

NFLN: Holy Discount Doubletake Batman! Hawks win 14-12. Rodgers hail Mary fails to end it.

 

[hawkfan68]

Packers get whine to go with their cheese after another nail biter loss to the Seahawks

 

[Ad Hawk]

Most of these now seem appropriate. Thanks for the prognostications!

 

[Shock2k]

Hawks send Green Bay Packing

Winner, period.