I believe that I have figured out Russell Wilson

[Kixkahn]

I was sitting with my wife out to dinner and had an epiphany....
It was all so clear...
Russell Wilson is NOT a robot, but he is being augmented by technology during games.
Paul Allen has used his contacts in Microsoft's R&D department to create the first mind control helmet.
Yep, you read that right "Mind Control Helmet"

You want proof?
Look at Russell Wilson with his helmet on during the game...
Sheer focus, no distractions and hardly any if any emotion

Now look at him without his helmet...
Happy, smiling, joking..An all around great guy to talk to.

So either Russell Wilson is the embodiment of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde or he is using the most sophisticated piece of sports equipment ever designed.


Any thoughts?

 

[Coug_Hawk08]

I stopped reading at Microsoft R&D. . .

 

[RezHawk]

Ixsnay on the echnologyTay.

Other teams fans could be browsing this forum.

 

[daketah]

It can't be Microsoft. He'd be bothered all game long by prompts to update software, install patches, and reboot.

 

[Sac]

It can't be Microsoft. He'd be bothered all game long by prompts to update software, install patches, and reboot.

Can't be Mac, he's too inexpensive to be an Apple product.

 

[JesterHawk]

Obviously it's a custom Linux kernel.

 

[daketah]

Obviously it's a custom Linux kernel.

Bingo!

/thread

 

[RolandDeschain]

It can't be Microsoft. He'd be bothered all game long by prompts to update software, install patches, and reboot.

Can't be Mac, he's too inexpensive to be an Apple product.

He's not arrogant, either.

 

[beasthawk]

It can't be Microsoft. He'd be bothered all game long by prompts to update software, install patches, and reboot.

Can't be Mac, he's too inexpensive to be an Apple product.

He's not arrogant, either.

We get it Roland, you hate Apple products

Sent from my iMac.

 

[Atradees]

Here is a Microsoft technician working with the prototype.

 

[scutterhawk]

I was sitting with my wife out to dinner and had an epiphany....
I was all so clear...
Russell Wilson is NOT a robot, but he is being augmented by technology during games.
Paul Allen has used his contact in Microsoft's R&D department to create the first mind control helmet.
Yep, you read that right "Mind Control Helmet"

You want proof?
Look at Russell Wilson with his helmet on during the game...
Sheer focus, no distractions and hardly any if no emotion

Now look at him without his helmet...
Happy, smiling, joking..An all around great guy to talk to.

So either Russell Wilson is the embodiment of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde or he is using the most sophisticated piece of sports equipment ever designed.


Any thoughts?

Nahh, I've tried that thinkin' stuff before, and all I ever got for my thoughts, is trouble.

 

[HolyCatfish]

It can't be Microsoft. He'd be bothered all game long by prompts to update software, install patches, and reboot.

Can't be Mac, he's too inexpensive to be an Apple product.

He's not arrogant, either.

We get it Roland, you hate Apple products

Sent from my iMac.

The only time RW would be on MAC is if he's taking the time to reprogram and improve it. If he was a MAC OS, he'd be unable to correct the most trivial of protection breakdowns. If the O-Line is corrupted on protection, he'd have to call time out, run out of the huddle and get the Mac version Norton Utilities only to have Norton Utilities tell him, "You idiot! You're a Mac! The protection breakdown is unrecoverable."

Since RW seems to know all, he'd know his way around DOS and be able to recover the O-Line, no matter how corrupted. He's probably Windows 7 or maybe even Vista at least.

 

[MizzouHawkGal]

You're a funny dude Kixkahn well done sir.

 

[Kixkahn]

OK, So maybe I was reaching when I thought that Microsoft had a R&D department.

But Paul Allen definitely has the financial resources to create this

But, seriously, look at the difference between Helmet On and Helmet Off.

He only seems like a robot with his helmet on

 

[stack600]

Maybe..But Moffitt found the spare parts

 

[Seahawkfan80]

Sorry my friend, but no. In golf, I was 3 under in 4 holes...once. My emotions were tossing me around like a rag doll and I proceeded to tear the golf course some new holes. I learned that to keep them under total control will work to keep me calm, cool, and collected. It is both a Jedi trait, and a Vulcan trait. So in effect Mr Wilson is actually the projeny of Luke Skywalker's and Spock's families. Of course that is when they travelled back in time to the 80s to get the whales for the future. :2:
P.S. not that I am a star wars junkie or a Star Trekkie or nothing. I only have all but one movie of all the series of Star Trek. I dont have all the Star Wars stuff but the 6 movies and the ewok movies.
P.P.S. It is the line..once he crosses that line onto the field, Spock mode switches on.
:2:
:3-1:

 

[Sarlacc83]

Wilson's a hacker, and he set the "All Pro" level NFL game to "Amateur mode".

 

[hawks4thewin]

Well lets break this down Geek style to see which he is, just in good fun i'm sure others have other examples lol
Windows Wilson: Can play well on all fields, pretty consistant, always getting patches to keep up occasionaly has a dos attack or virus that slows him down.
Mac Wilson: Runs 4 plays only, but perfectly every time he runs those 4 and only plays and pays top dollar for those 4 plays. thinks he is better then everyone else.
Linux Wilson: Doesn't care about anything except how they are better then windows and mac wilsons, used to be better then both for for the team but never been better for the fans. has almost as many plays as Windows Wilson and excectues those plays like mac wilson, but does not have any plays that are outstandingly pretty or excitinig or that anyone really wants to see.
Solaris wilson: has The most secured and secret plays of all the wilsons but no one is willing to pay for Solaris wilson thus no one has Solaris Wilson.

 

[Kixkahn]

This has gone completely away from what I was stating at the beginning, but it is getting very funny.

 

[bellingerga]

It can't be Microsoft. He'd be bothered all game long by prompts to update software, install patches, and reboot.

Can't be Mac, he's too inexpensive to be an Apple product.

Yeah he's not a $2000.00 facebook machine, he has multi uses.