I can't wait for Seattle to .....

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...be more like Bangkok.

CONFUSIUS SAY: Man going through airport turnstyle always going to bangkok.

 

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Buy a stairmaster for carpenter

I wonder what he is doing this week, maybe pounding doritos ranch flavored tacos at Taco Bell.

I think he was the guy who got arrested for trying to put 7-Eleven chili sauce on his Doritos.