Inside Russell Wilson's Extravagant Co-Ed Baby Shower

[mikeak]

Co-ed baby showers are a big dude party foul. No guy ever wants to go to that torture.




Ever.

Normally I would agree but then I saw the picture of the women that went and the line about having a DJ and I decided that celebrity baby showers would be an exception

 

[Sgt. Largent]

Co-ed baby showers are a big dude party foul. No guy ever wants to go to that torture.




Ever.

Normally I would agree but then I saw the picture of the women that went and the line about having a DJ and I decided that celebrity baby showers would be an exception

Good point.

I've only been to co-ed showers where there was no booze and I had to sit there for 3-4 hours watching women get excited and cry over how cute a pair of baby socks are.

 

[Seymour]

Speaking of inside Russell's shower, does anyone know if Russ uses white dove soap on a rope by chance?

 

[iigakusei]

Speaking of inside Russell's shower, does anyone know if Russ uses white dove soap on a rope by chance?

Nope. He is sponsored by Irish Spring - he looks kind of funny in the green hat but does an awesome Irish accent in the commercial.

 

[Seymour]

Nope. He is sponsored by Irish Spring - he looks kind of funny in the green hat but does an awesome Irish accent in the commercial.

Well that makes sense. Seems like a good fit with the whole leprechaun thing and all. :irishdrinkers:

 

[mikeak]

Co-ed baby showers are a big dude party foul. No guy ever wants to go to that torture.




Ever.

Normally I would agree but then I saw the picture of the women that went and the line about having a DJ and I decided that celebrity baby showers would be an exception

Good point.

I've only been to co-ed showers where there was no booze and I had to sit there for 3-4 hours watching women get excited and cry over how cute a pair of baby socks are.

Yes went to those ONCE. Hung out with a few guys in the kitchen for 3 hours and drank beer. Then when leaving I just drove directly to the Sports Bar parked and we sat there for 2 hours watching some NBA

Funny thing - she never asked if I wanted to go to a baby shower again...........

 

[kobebryant]

Russell's gone way Hollywood, kinda off putting to me...sorry y'all

Super Bowl winning QBs go Hollywood (Bradshaw, Brady, Favre, Rodgers etc), it's what they do. Russell isn't the first, and he certainly won't be the last.

 

[SoulfishHawk]

But it's Russell, so it's not ok. :roll:

 

[Seymour]

But it's Russell, so it's not ok. :roll:

Maybe spending the offseason with Gronk would toughen the kid up and increase acceptance?

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[SkyHawks16]

Russell wife is Hollywood, what did people expect?

 

[hgwellz12]

Russell's gone way Hollywood, kinda off putting to me...sorry y'all Between MB's actions and attitude, The Hawks are losing some of there luster...IMOO

No need to tell us "sorry", it's what you are. And if you don't want to be "sorry", bounce. And go be a Browns fan. Wait, the great Jim Brown played for them, if you can't handle Bennett's stances then I'm sure Jim would make your head explode.
Also BL DO M.

 

[c_hawkbob]

But it's Russell, so it's not ok. :roll:

Maybe spending the offseason with Gronk would toughen the kid up and increase acceptance?

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As if anything about being associated with those live action cartoon characters speaks to toughness ... I'd be embarrassed for Russ if that were him in that video.

Not that I have a problem with Gronk doing it, it suits his personality perfectly.

 

[Seymour]

But it's Russell, so it's not ok. :roll:

Maybe spending the offseason with Gronk would toughen the kid up and increase acceptance?

As if anything about being associated with those live action cartoon characters speaks to toughness ... I'd be embarrassed for Russ if that were him in that video.

Not that I have a problem with Gronk doing it, it suits his personality perfectly.

I would agree. I thought it was obvious sarcasm. Russell's toughness has been tested every season, and he just keeps on bouncing back up every hit.

I'll bet if Earl went out there against Gronk, Gronk would have bailed though. LMAO. :twisted:

 

[SoulfishHawk]

No doubt. Pretty amazing that Gronk said that was the hardest hit he ever had on him. Crazy how hard Earl can hit at that size.

 

[Seahwkgal]

^^ Earl is the Lungbreaker.

 

[Foghawk]

No doubt. Pretty amazing that Gronk said that was the hardest hit he ever had on him. Crazy how hard Earl can hit at that size.

His Velocity produces a lot of Energy / Joules when he comes flying in there like that.

 

[West TX Hawk]

Of course Wilson would have a co-ed baby shower...and be wearing a white suit of sorts. I'm only surprised he's not on a white horse-bareback like the Old Spice dude a couple years back.

I can't wait for the Wilson-Ciara tea party this summer.

 

[RolandDeschain]

But it's Russell, so it's not ok. :roll:

Maybe spending the offseason with Gronk would toughen the kid up and increase acceptance?

Naw; Russell needs to go hang with Aaron Hernandez and learn how to shank people. That'd add some real street cred, and we all know that's what really matters.

 

[Smellyman]

Of course Wilson would have a co-ed baby shower...and be wearing a white suit of sorts. I'm only surprised he's not on a white horse-bareback like the Old Spice dude a couple years back.

I can't wait for the Wilson-Ciara tea party this summer.

just hope he does a snapchat, vine and instagram of it.

 

[Seymour]

But it's Russell, so it's not ok. :roll:

Maybe spending the offseason with Gronk would toughen the kid up and increase acceptance?

Naw; Russell needs to go hang with Aaron Hernandez and learn how to shank people. That'd add some real street cred, and we all know that's what really matters.

Good call. Almost forgot about him. He and Gronk sure made a killer TE group for sure!