Ranking playoff teams

[Maulbert]

in order from who I most want to win it all to the ones who can suck farts.

1. Buffalo Bills
2. Detroit Lions
3. Cleveland Browns
4. Philadelphia Eagles
5. Kansas City Chiefs
6. Miami Dolphins
7. Baltimore Ravens
8. Houston Texans
9. Tampa Bay Suckaneers
10. Green Bay Pukers
11. LA Lambs
12. San Francisco 69ers
13. Dallass Cowbutts
14. Pissburgh Stealers

 

[therealjohncarlson]

Why Texans so low? Theyre a pretty likeable team.

 

[Maulbert]

Why Texans so low? Theyre a pretty likeable team.

I hate their stupid name. Always have. Should be the Oilers, they can't help that, but Texans is a DUMB name.

 

[Scout]

Eagles should be dead last on the list.

But everything else looks fine. No one likes Philly.

 

[EverydayImRusselin]

Eagles should be dead last on the list.

But everything else looks fine. No one likes Philly.

No way. The bottom 4 in whatever order is 100% right.

 

[RedAlice]

1. LA Rams
2. Detroit Lions
3. Cleveland Browns
4. Philadelphia Eagles
5. Baltimore Ravens
6. Miami Dolphins
7. Buffalo Bills
8. Houston Texans
9. Tampa Bay Bucs
10. Green Bay Packers
11. Pittsburgh Steelers
12. Kansas City Chiefs
13. Dallas Cowboys
14. San Francisco 49ers

 

[JPatera76]

Man oh man., it’s the nfl love fest for legacy teams this go around for the playoffs. Lol
/sarcasm

 

[Cyrus12]

Man oh man., it’s the nfl love fest for legacy teams this go around for the playoffs. Lol
/sarcasm

Same shit every year...

 

[Maulbert]

Eagles should be dead last on the list.

But everything else looks fine. No one likes Philly.

Eagles have been my 3rd favorite team for 20 years. The only reason they aren't higher here is because they've won a Super Bowl recently.

 

[Maulbert]

No way. The bottom 4 in whatever order is 100% right.

Seriously. The only reason I wouldn't put Green Bay lower is because they finally jettisoned Aaron Rodgers, who I despise.

 

[Weadoption]

1. Niners/Seahawks
…..who cares….
32. Cowboys
i go by they/them, nonbinary
ever see that movie Split?

 

[Fanatics]

1. Houston Texans
2. Detroit Lions
3. Miami Dolphins
4. Buffalo Bills
5. Green Bay
6. Tampa Bay
7. Pittsburgh Steelers
8. Cleveland Browns
9. Baltimore Ravens
10. Kansas City Chiefs
11. Philadelphia Eagles
12. Dallas Cowboys
13. Los Angeles Rams

1 team doesn't need to be listed at all

 

[NoGain]

Hmm....interesting thought experiment. I'll go...

1) Buffalo
2) Cleveland
3) Kansas City
4) Tampa Bay
5) Detroit
6) Baltimore
7) Miami
8) Green Bay
9) Pittsburgh
10) Houston
11) Philadelphia
12) LA Rams
13) Dallas
14) 49ers

...or somnething like that.

 

[Maulbert]

After round 1:

1. Buffalo Bills
2. Detroit Lions
3. Kansas City Chiefs
4. Baltimore Ravens
5. Houston Texans
6. Tampa Bay Suckaneers
7. Green Bay Pukers
8. San Francisco 69ers

 

[AROS]

After round 1:

1. Buffalo Bills
2. Detroit Lions
3. Kansas City Chiefs
4. Baltimore Ravens
5. Houston Texans
6. Tampa Bay Suckaneers
7. Green Bay Pukers
8. San Francisco 69ers

Enough of the Chiefs. They got theirs.

1) Lions
2) Bills
3) Texans
4) Packers (without Rodgers they are easier to root for)
5) Bucs
6) Ravens
7) Chiefs
8) 9ers

 

[James in PA]

Lions
Texans
Bills
Ravens
Bucs
Chiefs
Packers
Niners

 

[Maulbert]

Enough of the Chiefs. They got theirs.

1) Lions
2) Bills
3) Texans
4) Packers (without Rodgers they are easier to root for)
5) Bucs
6) Ravens
7) Chiefs
8) 9ers

Chiefs are my second favorite team. Have been since the 90's. I like Reid and Mahomes. I'd rather they get another than the Whiners, Pukers, or Bucs.

 

[NoGain]

Down to...

1) Buffalo
2) Kansas City
3) Detroit
4) Tampa Bay
5) Baltimore
6) Green Bay
7) Houston
8) 49ers

 

[Rat]

1. Lions
2. Stoud
3. Bills
4. Bucs
5. Packers
6. Niners
7(t). Ravens
7(t). Chiefs

I can't explain why I harbor such a strong dislike for the Ravens. I've been rooting against them all year, even before they separated themselves from the rest of the AFC, so it's not strictly a frontrunner thing. I probably wouldn't even bother watching a game between the Ravens and Chiefs, even though it'd be an objectively good matchup.

 

[Liquid99]

At this point, I don't care if Birmingham wins, anybody but SF.