Seahawks Player w/ Best Name

[hawksurething]

DangeRuss is the best nickname. Hands down.

Marshawn Lynch is the best new name. He Lynches defenses.

Tarvaris most unique name. ( what's up baby? My name is tarvaris )

Brian Blades & Mack Strong tie for the Best name all time. ( blades if you like swords ? Mack strong if you like playboy lifestyle ? )

 

[drdiags]

Phew, glad to see I am not totally off my rocker

http://www.rantsports.com/nfl/2014/06/27/remembering-seattle-seahawks-wr-daryl-turner/

The rowdy Kingdome crowd would chant “Deep Heat, Deep Heat” whenever Turner would get the ball. The 12th man was loud long before CenturyLink Field

Scutterhawk, you had me going for a minute. Though "Burner" Turner is cooler.

 

[idahohawk]

Awesome. I love Dr. Dan! Great name.

Pete Metzelaar and Dr. Dan Doornick

 

[idahohawk]

Awesome post. Love these additions.

Coolest name: Brian Blades

Most Key and Peele sketch soundy name: Taco Wallace, Golden Tate

Most appropriate name: Mack Strong

Best "street cred" name for a white guy: JR Sweezy

Best nickname (and it's not close): Clipboard Jesus.

Other names that were cool sounding: Rufus Porter, Bobby Engram, DJ Hackett, Sam Adams, Lawyer Milloy

 

[Matticus]

I'm actually super surprised that Lofa Tatupu hasn't come up in this already.