Suggested reply to media for Marshawn Lynch

tom sawyer · Dec 24, 2014

I RUN WITH THE BALL

I'M GIVEN THE BALL

I RUN WITH THE BALL

I CARRY THE BALL

I RUN, WHILE I'M CARRYING THE BALL

I HEAD FOR THE END ZONE

This should satisfy the league, it is far more detailed than previous interviews and explains his contribution to the team.

can I get an AMEN?

hawkfan68 · Dec 24, 2014

This would be my suggestion to Marshawn Lynch for a respnse to the mediots:

samwize77 · Dec 24, 2014

tom sawyer":da6m21mi said:
I RUN WITH THE BALL

I'M GIVEN THE BALL

I RUN WITH THE BALL

I CARRY THE BALL

I RUN, WHILE I'M CARRYING THE BALL

I HEAD FOR THE END ZONE

This should satisfy the league, it is far more detailed than previous interviews and explains his contribution to the team.

can I get an AMEN?

Add:
Then I grab my balls

Largent80 · Dec 24, 2014

"You need a bigger mic".

Oh, You're white.

ivotuk · Dec 24, 2014

"We're on to Cincinatti"

'Tom Brady Bunch and Bill Paycheck"

"Jeff Fisher Penalties"

"Mutiny on the Bounty Gate"

"Where can I rent videos of the Eagles practice?"

"Bill Leavy kicked a couple of calls"

"Discount Cheap Shots"

"Thank you for asking about my Crotch Concussion"

"I appreciate you grabbing my crotch"

drdiags · Dec 24, 2014

"What's your deal?"

"Give me your clothes now!"

"We have the tools, we have the talent! ... It's Miller Time!"

HawKnPeppa · Dec 24, 2014

Maybe he should just paraphrase what he felt was the best moment of play of the game. The rest of his answers could be "we're on to the next team now."

I really don't get what's so difficult. It almost seems harder to say nothing or repeat the same smartass answer.

SupersonicSeahawkz · Dec 25, 2014

Bud!
Wies!
ER!
Bose!
Probowl!
Pepsi!

If he would just say Nfl sponsors, the NFL would be cool with it.

Seahawkfan80 · Dec 25, 2014

And... "I catch de bawl, too".

We all we got, we all we need.

Talked to my boy bout kicking the ball....he is cool with that.

-The Glove- · Dec 25, 2014

He should answer all questions like Lil Jon.

"Ha!"
"What!"
"O-K!"
"Ye-ah!"

hawksfansinceday1 · Dec 25, 2014

samwize77":vbyltiwp said:
tom sawyer":vbyltiwp said:

I RUN WITH THE BALL

I'M GIVEN THE BALL

I RUN WITH THE BALL

I CARRY THE BALL

I RUN, WHILE I'M CARRYING THE BALL

I HEAD FOR THE END ZONE

This should satisfy the league, it is far more detailed than previous interviews and explains his contribution to the team.

can I get an AMEN?

Click to expand...

Add:
Then I grab my balls

Before that, "I score touchdowns". Then "I grab my balls".

dontbelikethat · Dec 25, 2014

Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch won’t be saying “thank you” to the league office this week. (He may instead be using a different two-word expression that ends in “you.”)

Per a league source, Lynch received a fine in the amount of $11,050 for his backward dive while grabbing his crotch into the end zone at the tail end of his career-long 79-yard touchdown run. Lynch wasn’t flagged for the move, which was deemed to be unsportsmanlike conduct.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... e-conduct/

Lame.

Sac · Dec 25, 2014

He should reply with

"How about you ask me about my foundation"?

taco40 · Dec 25, 2014

"Football's been berry berry good to me."

tom sawyer · Dec 25, 2014

Talk is cheap, not talking gets expensive. about that action boss, yeah, thanks for asking!

seedhawk · Dec 25, 2014

What? It's against the rules to carry more than 1 ball across the goal line!

A-Dog · Dec 25, 2014

"Bend over and I'll show you"

Seahawkfan80 · Dec 25, 2014

seedhawk":3c44dprs said:
What? It's against the rules to carry more than 1 ball across the goal line!

3...and one teriyaki stick....

ivotuk · Dec 25, 2014

Spank you berry much!

Got dandruff, and some of it itches!

Typical nasty weather!

Phteven · Dec 26, 2014

Sphincter says what.

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