Don't worry, I'm sure Jack Z's polishing off a Tai Walker/Nick Franklin/other prospects trade for Giancarlo Stanton right now!
Oops, sorry, I've been drinking.
By the way, about Nick Franklin: It's a shame that the M's yanking him around this year has probably killed quite a bit of leverage they have in trading him and probably retarded his growth. He hit like garbage when he was up here, but all the reports about GMs being very interested in him, and I'm talking Beane and Friedman specifically, tell me that they see really good stuff that they can get out of him unlike our coaches and org.